nyslfriends Chapter 127
Chapter 127
Chapter 127
Only Wei Zhi said: "Yes, but I am afraid that the sin is too serious, Amitabha, God has the virtue of good life."
Xie Shouyuan: “·······”
cook:"······"
Xie Shouyuan was hesitant to put down the saber. Hearing Wei Zhi's words, those white and slender fingers froze. Your son was a little dumbfounded now.
After Wei Zhi finished talking about Amitabha, he turned his head and urged Xie Shouyuan to kill the turtle, being kind without sincerity.
In the end, Xie Shouyuan still handed over the knife to the cook, and the cook started to kill the turtle under Wei Zhi's supervision, without removing the head and tail. The turtle was killed well, Wei Zhi instructed, and Xie Shouyuan started to help boil the turtle soup in a daze.
The turtle was put into a clay pot and started to cook. Xie Shouyuan asked, "How long will it take?"
Wei Zhi said: "An hour."
Xie Shouyuan hummed, and Wei Zhi went to the kitchen to search around and brought a lot of food, which were all freshly prepared and ready to be delivered to Xie Jingsan. Therefore, Wei Zhi was blocked and resisted by the cook at first, but in the end Wei Zhi finally I still persuaded the cook and brought the food. The cook went to deliver the message in fear, his legs were weak and his tongue was knotted. He thought he was going to die. Unexpectedly, after he said it, the master was not angry and answered.
After the cook came back in surprise, he saw Wei Zhi walking around and thought to himself, this young man is a big shot, a big shot that cannot be messed with, a big shot that cannot be offended.
What Wei Zhi asked the cook to pass on was nothing else, because at noon, it was time to eat, but Wei Zhi was afraid that Xie Jingsan would not be able to drink the soup or eat the soft-shelled turtle after eating, and the effect would not be achieved, so he asked the cook to tell Xie Jingsan to wait an hour before eating , Xie Jingsan originally thought that the cook had eaten the guts of a bear, but after hearing that it was Wei Zhi, he suddenly lost his temper strangely, which surprised even himself.
Xie Shouyuan saw the food brought by Wei Zhi, paused for a moment, and was about to speak when the cook who had helped Wei Zhi kill the turtle looked at them and said, "Isn't this the master's lunch?"
Wei Zhi: "Yes."
Cook: "...it's the master's lunch."
Wei Zhi: "I know."
The cook looked at Wei Zhi in disbelief: "You know?"
Wei Zhi: "I know."
Cook: "You bring the master's lunch!"
Wei Zhi nodded and handed Xie Shouyuan a bowl of rice.
The cook froze, and began to sweat coldly: "What do you eat, sir?"
Wei Zhi: "Don't eat anything, wait an hour and eat the turtle."
The corner of the cook's mouth twitched, wanting to ask Wei Zhi if he was talking in his sleep, or if he didn't want to live anymore?Just as he was thinking, the cook was whispered something by another cook, and then the cook looked at Wei Zhi in shock, as if struck by lightning, Wei Zhi concentrated on eating, and said to the cute and gentle Xie Shouyuan: "Your cook is very good , this chicken leg is stewed very well-don't you eat coriander?"
It was the first time Xie Shouyuan sat on the stone steps to eat. It was the first time he was so ungraceful. There was a turtle stew not far in front of him. The two of them were eating. He had been silent since he was a child, but Wei Zhi didn't think so at all. Xie Shouyuan felt a sense of disapproval of Wei Zhi's behavior, but also felt a bit dumbfounded or helpless mixed with a feeling of being fresh and interesting. When he saw him asking himself, Xie Shouyuan said gently: "Coriander?"
Wei Zhi stretched out his chopsticks and pointed to the coriander next to Xie Shouyuan's chopsticks, and said, "Yes, this is coriander."
Xie Shouyuan: "Coriander?"
Wei Zhi: "That's right."
Xie Shouyuan said lightly, "No."
When Wei Zhi saw that he said he didn't eat coriander, he didn't say anything, so he put a piece of fish in his mouth and said, "Do you know the story of coriander? Coriander is also called coriander."
Xie Shouyuan shook his head lightly.
Wei Zhi: "Have you never heard of the legend of coriander?"
Xie Shouyuan shook his head gently, pretending to be friendly and attentive.
Wei Zhi smiled and said: "Then let me tell you something. According to folklore, King Zhou of the Shang Dynasty was fatuous, his government was barren, he favored the demon concubine Daji, and persecuted Zhongliang, while King Wen of Zhou obeyed the will of heaven and advocated justice. Shang Zhou and Zhao Gongming went against the will of God and helped Shang Zhou to abuse them. After they died on the battlefield, Zhao Gongming's three younger sisters, Yun Xiao, Qiong Xiao, and Bi Xiao, learned about it and avenged their brothers, and confronted Jiang Ziya. Yang Jian released the Roaring Dog, and the Roaring Dog tore Bi Xiao's trousers to pieces."
Listening to the front, Xie Shouyuan was very serious, thinking it was a 'serious' story, but when he heard the end, Xie Shouyuan was slightly stunned.
The cook who was piling charcoal next to him twitched his mouth when he heard Wei Zhi's words. He didn't expect the serious topic to develop like this.
Just listen to Wei Zhi continue: "Bixiao's pants | crotch was torn. Bixiao was afraid of exposing her shameless area, so she quickly covered her shameless area with both hands and squatted down. Yunxiao and Qiongxiao saw it and rushed over. He picked up a piece of stone and hit Xiaotian Dog on the back of the head, causing Xiaotian Dog's brains to spurt out in all directions."
Xie Shouyuan: “·······”
cook:"······"
Is it really okay to talk about this while eating?
Wei Zhi didn't realize it, he gnawed on the chicken leg and continued: "Miss Bixiao's trousers were torn apart, and she lost her virginity. I hated Xiaotian dog to death, so I took the dead Xiaotian dog and skinned it." , ate dog meat, ate meat, drank soup, relieved the hatred, thought the dog skin and paws thrown there looked disgusting, so dug a small pit on the spot and buried it, who knows that the Xiaotian dog is also a fairy dog, Its hair grows into a kind of herb, which is called coriander in later generations, which is the coriander on this plate."
Xie Shouyuan was very subtle after hearing this, and the cook quietly left.
Wei Zhi turned his head and asked Xie Shouyuan: "How?"
how about what?
Xie Shouyuan looked at Wei Zhi.
Wei Zhi said: "Do you think Yunxiao, Qiongxiao, and Bixiao will be beauties?"
Xie Shouyuan couldn't keep up with Wei Zhi.
After eating and stewing the turtle, Xie Shouyuan listened to countless stories told by Wei Zhi, such as the Classic of Mountains and Seas, the Blue Beard, the Sword of Damocles, the Monkey King, how the world began, and Kuafu, the descendant of Chang'e. Romance of the Three Kingdoms King Arthur······
Xie Shouyuan understood the story, but couldn't understand many modern words.
Anyway, listen, listen, the turtle stew is ready.
Wei Zhi put the pot on the tray, and said to Xie Shouyuan, "Let's go."
Xie Shouyuan knew that this was for Xie Jingsan, and was about to answer when he was called away by the people around him, as if there was something important.
Wei Zhi went to the study by himself. He thought that Xie Jingsan was going to faint from hunger or was impatient with hunger. Who knew that Wei Zhi underestimated the old man's elegance. After Shao Weng left, Wei Zhi put the tray on the table in front of Xie Jingsan and said, "Okay, okay, let's eat."
As he spoke, he opened the lid of the earthen pot, used a wooden spoon to fill out the soft-shelled turtle that had been added to nourish his body, and pushed it in front of Xie Jingsan, looking forward to it: "It has been stewed for an hour, and it won't waste your teeth. Instantly melts and tastes great."
The fishy smell of the turtle was very strong, but Wei Zhi asked the cook to find a way to get rid of it, almost gone.
Xie Jingsan, who was originally in a good mood, heard the phrase "don't waste your teeth", his eyes darkened, and finally he bent his lips and said: "Really."
Wei Zhi: "Yes."
Accustomed to eating delicate delicacies from mountains and seas, Xie Jingsan looked at the turtle meat and clear soup in the porcelain cup in front of him, paused for a while, and then picked up the spoon. The pieces cut by the cook were very small, Xie Jingsan looked at the meat in the spoon but did not continue to move.
Wei Zhi: "Old man, are you afraid of being poisoned?"
Xie Jingsan raised his eyes to look at Wei Zhi, and said without denying or saying yes: "Yu Liantang is here."
"Yu Liantang?" Wei Zhi said, wondering why he came at this time, seeing him only in the morning.
Xie Jingsan: "Yes."
Wei Zhi asked, "Where is he?"
Xie Jingsan: "Main hall."
Wei Zhi straightened up: "I'll go and see, old man, you must finish eating and drinking."
After speaking, he walked away quickly.
Seeing Wei Zhi, Xie Jingsan left immediately, a little confused, and finally ate and drank the food that had been stewed for an hour.
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main hall.
Seeing Yu Liantang sitting in the main hall, Wei Zhi walked up to him and sat down, "What's wrong?"
When Yu Liantang saw Wei Zhi coming, he went straight to the point and said, "Look what this is."
With that said, Yu Liantang took out a bright yellow scroll from his lapel and handed it to Wei Zhi. Wei Zhi frowned, raised his hand to take it, looked at it and said, "The imperial edict you gave me?"
Sweat dripped from the back of Yu Liantang's head: "No."
Wei Zhi smiled and said, "I know not."
Yu Liantang knew that he was joking, so he said: "The eunuch who claims to be from the palace, came to announce the decree, saying that you have made meritorious service in saving the people, and the emperor will summon you to enter the palace tomorrow."
Wei Zhi didn't feel surprised, nor did he care, but Yu Liantang asked seriously and worriedly: "Aling, what's going on? What about saving the people?"
The eunuch went to Qingjulou to proclaim the decree. At first, he mistook Yu Liantang for Wei Zhi. After reading the decree, he realized that Yu Liantang was not Wei Zhi. So he asked where Wei Zhi had gone. Yu Liantang only doubted the authenticity of the imperial decree and said no. Knowing that, the eunuch gave Yu Liantang the imperial decree and asked Yu Liantang to hand it over to Wei Zhi. The eunuch's unscrupulous and contemptuous attitude made Yu Liantang doubt whether the imperial decree was true or not. He knew that Yan Cheng was a princess, and he also knew that Wei Zhi and Yan Cheng Because the rabbit has been at odds, anything is possible in this world, what if the princess really dares to pass on the imperial decree and forge the imperial decree?This is a serious crime, and the princess will inevitably commit a serious crime. After thinking about it, Yu Liantang hurried to Xie's house with the imperial decree.
Wei Zhi saw that he was worried, so he told the truth about malaria in Suixian County. After hearing this, Yu Liantang felt relieved and believed that the edict was true, and he was even more happy for Wei Zhi.
Yu Liantang: "That's good, be careful when entering the palace tomorrow."
Wei Zhi: "Well, I see."
The two talked again, and Wei Zhi sent Yu Liantang away from Xie's house.
After Yu Liantang left, Wei Zhi went to the study with the imperial decree, saw that the clay pot was empty, and said, "Old man, have you really eaten all of it?"
A slender and fair index finger with distinct joints pointed to a white jade plate beside it, which contained turtle bones.
Looking at it, Wei Zhi smiled and said, "That's good, that's good, how is it? Do you feel much better?"
Xie Jingsan hummed, and asked, "What did Yu Liantang tell you?"
Wei Zhi held up the imperial decree in his hand and said: "Tomorrow I will enter the palace to face the saint."
Xie Jingsan heard the words and said meaningfully: "Oh? What does the emperor want you to do?"
Wei Zhi: "Because I did good things."
Xie Jingsan: "What good thing?"
Wei Zhi briefly explained, Xie Jing looked at Wei Zhi with three hands resting on his chin and said, "I heard from a servant that you told Shou Yuan a story under the kitchen. What did you tell? I want to hear it too."
Hearing this, Wei Zhi wanted to know which servant said it, so he casually told it to Xie Jingsan, and then he started to be tortured by his ears and temples before he was let go and went back to sleep. He didn't get enough sleep at the post station, so he woke up early to go to the mountain stream to catch turtles up.
The next day.
At Chenshi, Wei Zhi was woken up by the system, and rode a donkey to Qingjulou.
The palace also sent people to pick up Wei Zhi, and Wei Zhi handed the donkey to Qingjulou, got into a carriage and entered the palace.
Because he got up early, Wei Zhi was still very sleepy, yawning and flirting with the little eunuch who led him, the little eunuch was also very good at talking, Wei Zhi stuffed him with a piece of silver, and the little eunuch said something to Wei Zhi Regarding rules and etiquette, the little eunuch couldn't help laughing because of Wei Zhi's teasing, seeing Wei Zhi's handsome appearance, he liked him more and more.
Just when they got along well and had a good conversation, there was a sudden click on the long and quiet palace road.
To be honest, the voice was really not loud, but because it was close to Wei Zhi and the little eunuch, it could be heard very clearly. The little eunuch looked at Wei Zhi's feet, and Wei Zhi looked at his own feet, and the voice came from Wei Zhi's feet of.
Wei Zhi felt it most clearly, because not only did he hear the sound coming from under his feet, but he also felt that his left foot stepped on something, which was a hard thing, and probably crushed it.
Wei Zhi moved his left foot away, and then he and the little eunuch saw something bronze-colored, elliptical and irregular in shape. They bent down and took a closer look, um, it was a tortoise shell the size of a fist. The tortoise shell was crushed, and the middle of the tortoise shell was cracked like a spider web. When the two thought it was just a tortoise shell, a tortoise's head, feet, and tail protruded from the cracked tortoise shell.
It turns out it's not a shell, it's just a turtle, still alive and fine.
The tortoise still bled a little, and Wei Zhi stepped on the skin a little bit, because the shell was broken and touched, but it was not serious, not even a drop of blood.
The little eunuch looked at it and said, "Why is there a turtle here?"
Wei Zhi asked, "Is there any pool near here? Or is it near the Imperial Garden?"
The little lady listened and shook her head: "No, the imperial garden is far away from here, and there is no pool nearby, and there are no turtles."
Wei Zhi: "Then where did this turtle come from?"
The little eunuch reached out to pick up the turtle and said, "It's strange."
Before the little eunuch touched the little turtle, he saw six eunuchs running over in a hurry. The little eunuch straightened up and stood with Wei Zhi. Those eunuchs ran up to Wei Zhi and the two, and the leader asked anxiously: " Have you seen a turtle?"
These people approached, and the little eunuch saw them and knew who they were. They were people who had been with the sixth prince, and now they belonged to the palace of the sixth prince, mother and concubine. Thinking about it, the little eunuch's face suddenly changed, When he was about to say that he hadn't seen it or think of an excuse, it was too late, and Wei Zhi said: "I have seen it, is it this one?"
The little eunuch listened to Wei Zhi's words, and his ears were ringing. He looked at Wei Zhi with a look of nervousness and fear. Wei Zhi noticed the little eunuch's eyes and asked strangely: "What's wrong?"
(End of this chapter)