What kind of bad thoughts can the monitor have?

Chapter 82

Sister Jiao said that she had a dream when she was just pregnant with Ji Zhun.I strayed into a swamp, getting deeper and deeper, and was rescued by a snow-white and fluffy deer at the critical moment.The deer's cry was very strange, it was "Zhun, Zhun, Zhun", so she decisively named her child Jizhun.

In a blink of an eye, the leaves have changed from tender green to pale green.

One day before sunset, there was a sudden hum of cicadas outside the house.Ji Zhun and Tan Jingyang raised their heads from their desks and looked out of the window, just in time for the setting sun.A layer of cold air condensed on the popsicle that was half of the person in his hand, and a drop of water flowed along the shell, along Jizhun's wrist to his forearm.

He raised his head and poured the crushed ice into his mouth in one go, put down his pen and stretched his waist:

"It's so hot."

"I'll go and turn on the fan." Tan Jingyang took off his glasses and stood up, carrying the electric fan behind Ji Zhun and setting it up.

The old vertical fan shook its head and made a buzzing sound.

"I remember it wasn't so hot at this time last year." Ji Zhun threw the plastic popsicle shell into the trash can, turned around to face the fan, and said while shaking the collar of his jacket.

His clothes were taken by Tan Jingyang to wash in the shower, and now he is wearing the other party's T-shirt and shorts.The wind gushed in through the collar, and the loose T-shirt was blown up.He has lost a lot of weight recently, and the collarbones on both sides are more prominent than before.

"You should eat more. Now you have to study too much every day. Your collarbone can be used as a soap box." Tan Jingyang touched the cigarette case from the table, stood by the window to light it, and turned to ask, "What do you want to do at night?" What to eat? I'll make it for you."

"I don't eat less, but I lose weight every summer, and it grows back in autumn." Ji Zhun walked to Tan Jingyang's side, lit himself with his cigarette, and looked into the twilight.

After a cigarette, the sky turned dark.

Tan Jingyang's expression was hidden in the darkness, and was outlined by the afterglow of light.He put his arms around Ji Zhun's shoulders very naturally, and brought him to his side, and said softly in a deep voice, "It's my birthday."

"Hmm." Jizhao wiped out the cigarette butt, raised his lips and looked at Tan Jingyang, "How about it, do you expect it?"

Tan Jingyang paused when he heard the words, and soon understood what Ji Zhun meant.

He pursed his lips and snorted, and the hand on the opponent's shoulder couldn't help but tightened again.Kuotou whispered in Jizhun's ear, "...I can't wait."

The low and ambiguous tone wrapped in the smell of tobacco penetrated into Jizhun's ears and scratched his eardrum.

He raised his eyebrows, squinted his eyes provocatively, and said to Tan Jingyang: "Don't worry, I will definitely satisfy you." After speaking, he patted Tan Jingyang's buttocks, and said frivolously, "Little goblin .”

Tan Jingyang was taken aback by Jizhun's sudden address, then stretched out his hand and grabbed the other's neck, pulled him into his arms, and rubbed him vigorously.

Rubbing and cursing with a smile: "Huh little goblin?... You'd better remember what you said today, and don't regret it then."

"Regret?" Ji Zhun didn't show any fear at all, "I'll be your grandson if I regret it, and we won't be finished if I don't make you beg for mercy!"

"Really?" Tan Jingyang couldn't help raising the corners of her lips, "Then I'll wait."

"Look at you."

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Time flies and it is the day before Ji Zhun's birthday.

Sister Jiao sent a message early in the morning to ask them to pick up Tan Le after school and go straight home, and pick up a few bottles of drinks at a nearby shopping mall by the way.

Lu Rover also shook Jizhun twice during class, and asked him how to arrange his birthday.Ji Zhun didn't see it, and didn't return it to him until after school at noon.

【Tomorrow night, I'll treat you to dinner. 】

[Lu Rover: OK, can you bring your family? 】

[Ji Zhun:? 】

[Lu Rover: My Tong. 】

Ji Zhun looked at the screen of the phone and raised his eyebrows. After only a few days, he became his family?

[Ji Zhun: OK.You find a place, I pay the bill. 】

[Lu Rover: Just the three of us? 】

With a milk tea straw in his mouth, Ji Zhun replied with one hand [There are also Tan Jingyang and Tan Le. 】

[Land Rover: dog head dog head.jpg]

[Ji Zhun:? ? ? 】

Land Rover sent another bunch of dog heads: [Let me just say, how can a husband and wife have an overnight feud? 】

The Shentema couple, Jizhun snorted and laughed, and returned a [smile.jpg] to Land Rover in seconds, then directly stuffed the phone back into his pocket, and ignored him.

He drank milk tea and looked outside the classroom. Tan Jingyang asked the head teacher to ask for leave for evening self-study, and he hasn't come back yet.There are only three or five people in the classroom at this time, and they all lie on the table for the morning break.

Ji Zhun's eyes flicked, as if he was thinking about something.Then, he lay his body on the desk, took out his phone with his face down, and opened the browser...

You should always take this opportunity to preview your "homework" in advance.

As a matter of fact, Ji Zhun’s entire understanding of the matter between men comes from the beginning of the movie "Happy Together".But after all, it is a literary film, not a scientific and educational film. Even if you know the general idea, you still have to study the next steps carefully.

Ji Zhun lowered his eyelids halfway, and quickly scanned the large paragraph of text on the screen.Gradually, his head was buried lower and lower, the tips of his ears were red, his body was tense, and his eyes were completely widened...

"Fuck..." A swear word was forced out from between his teeth.

——Speaking from my own body, to be honest, I felt like I was about to crack.

——I understand so much, I feel dizzy from the pain.Which fucking idiot said it was cool?

——Upstairs, is the method of your family wrong?I think it's okay?It is not convenient when going to the toilet the next day.

——Schrödinger's prostate, anyway, I'm not so happy, it hurts to death!

——Thank you, my husband is new to the road, and I am in the hospital right now.Hehe, waiting for the society to die.

Ji Zhun swallowed hard, only feeling a layer of sweat in his palms.

Does it hurt? Does it hurt?

Although thinking about the scene of Tan Jingyang being bullied by him makes him feel very excited, but if it really hurts as much as it is said on the Internet, he still can't bear it.After all, I am also a novice on the road. If I get nervous and make a wrong step, Tan Jingyang will directly destroy it. According to his character, he will not go to the hospital even if he dies in bed, right?

A hand suddenly appeared on the top of Jizhun's head and rubbed it. Jizhun was startled all over, and the phone fell to the ground with a swipe of his hand.

He hurriedly bent down to pick it up, and stuffed the phone directly into the depths of the cabinet.

Seeing Jizhun's flustered look, Tan Jingyang frowned and asked, "What are you looking at?"

"Ah, it's nothing, nothing!" Ji Zhun smiled guiltily, and took several big gulps of the milk tea beside him.

Tan Jingyang narrowed his eyes and looked repeatedly at Ji Zhun's face.

Ji Zhun hurriedly changed the subject and said, "Have you asked for leave yet?"

"En." Tan Jingyang responded lightly, obviously still in doubt.

Jizhun got up and put his arms around his shoulders, and led him out of the classroom to the equipment room, wanting to smoke a cigarette quickly to calm his shock.

The two sat and stood, and lit a cigarette respectively.At this time, Ji Zhun's attention still hasn't withdrawn from the texts he found just now, and he sneaks a glance at Tan Jingyang from time to time, and then quickly moves away after meeting his gaze.

Tan Jingyang finally couldn't bear it anymore, took a deep breath and walked up to Jizhun, put his hands on his shoulders with a cigarette in his mouth, looked straight at him and said in a deep voice, "You're not quite right."

Ji Zhunxin said that of course something is wrong with my special code!They are all fresh-blooded young men, and they have been holding back for so long, isn't it because they are afraid that they will stab you badly again tonight!

But he couldn't say that clearly, so he waved Tan Jingyang's hand away resentfully, smiled at him and asked, "Then what, Yang, brother Yang...you...can you bear the pain?"

Tan Jing raised her eyebrows slightly, not quite understanding what Ji Zhun meant.

Ji Zhun rubbed the soft flesh of his lower lip with his canine teeth, and he stopped talking for a long time, but still didn't know what to say.He turned his head away a little irritatedly, brought the cigarette to his lips and took another puff, smashing it heavily into the eight-treasure porridge tube.

"Forget it, I'll try to be as careful as possible." He murmured.

Combining Ji Zhun's flustered look and these words, Tan Jingyang finally guessed what he was thinking.After a short moment of astonishment, a deep laugh spread from the top of his head to Ji Zhun's ears.

"Don't worry." Tan Jingyang coughed lightly with his fist against his chin, patted Jizhun's shoulder and said, "Trust me, it's fine."

Ji Zhun looked at the smiling Tan Jingyang, and stiffly pulled the corner of his lower lip.

My heart says you just laugh, don't cry tonight.

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After school, the two went to the school gate to pick up Tan Le, then took a taxi to Ji Zhun's house.

When I arrived at the nearby shopping mall, I came down early and went in to pick up a Coke and a large bucket of fresh oranges.

In front of the shelf, Ji Zhun was obviously absent-minded.

At this time, he was still silently repeating the specific steps he found from the Internet over and over in his mind.With the steps, the heart is beating endlessly.

Remember not to be impetuous even if you are excited, and always pay attention to the condition of the other half.Communicate more during the period, you must do enough foreplay, and you can't go on a rampage to prevent the other party from being injured.Remember afterwards...

"Remember what?"

Tan Jingyang took another bag of chocolates from the shelf and threw it into the cart, tilting her head and asking with a smile.

Ji Zhun was startled suddenly, only to realize that he had accidentally pronounced "Remember afterward" directly.

"Cough, it's nothing." Jizhun's Adam's apple twitched, and he said with a smile, "Let's go, check out."

Tan Jingyang glanced sideways at Tan Le who was walking in front, pushed the car and stood side by side with Ji Zhun, and whispered something in his ear: "Remember to do the cleaning work in time... right?"

"Fuck!" Ji Zhun hurriedly covered his mouth.

Tan Jingyang didn't know why, so he pretended to be puzzled and asked: "What? Aren't you reading the warm reminder posted on the wall? ... Remember to do a good job of cleaning the room, disinfect and ventilate frequently."

"..."

Ji Zhun breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly followed Tan Jingyang's words: "Oh, yes! It's a public place, haha."

Tan Jingyang hooked her lips and said nothing.

There were no warm reminders posted on the wall at all, but now it can be completely determined what is going on in Ji Zhun's mind.

Tan Jingyang's eyes flickered slightly.

Really interesting and cute.

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感谢在2021-11-1719:34:14~2021-11-1818:13:06期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: ah, 1 bottle at a time;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!