The actor is an alien

Chapter 11

Do you have a bucket of milk ready?Not a lot, just two hundred liters. "

Host: "...hehe, what do you think?"

——Just say that you want to drink free milk.

Prelude

Although the variety show "Star Games" has a script, it's almost as if it didn't.It was just a simple script, which stipulated the competition items and was only distributed to fixed hosts, while those guests who came to participate in the show could only rely on their own sense of artistry to perform on the spot.

Of course, this alone is not enough to make stars hate this show.

……

"Actually, I have my own props, but it's just a little less." Yin Tian looked at the host's speechless expression, and automatically and consciously thought of others, "I still have three boxes of milk in the car, but if I use that to show off my skills , the speed will be much slower... But if you can help me, maybe there is still a chance to save it."

"Can we stop talking about milk?"

"But don't you want me to show off my skills?"

The host Xia Zhuchi looked at the sky speechlessly for a long while, and finally sighed quietly: "Why do I always feel that I am bullying children? In order to make my conscience go... I decided to bear the pain and let you go."

"But I still want to drink a bottle of milk, don't you mind?" Yin Tian looked at Xia Zhuchi innocently, and without waiting for the other party's answer, he answered the conversation in an instant: "Oh, thank you!" Then he automatically and consciously He turned his head and ran back to the nanny's car, snorted and dug out a can of milk, and got down happily.

Xia Zhuchi covered his heart and exaggeratedly said: "Am I being ignored or have I been really ignored!? This is the first time someone has spoken to me like this..."

Chu Yi continued with a smile, "So, senior, you should understand our usual pain... In front of Milk, everyone has to get out of the way."

Such a period of personal skills passed quickly, Su Junwen showed off his cool dance, and successfully blinded many people; Mingze lazily came to avoid obstacles with his eyes closed; He imitated his vocal cords; as for Chu Yi, he played soaring.After individual skills, regular members enter the arena.

After removing Xia Zhuchi, two more men came in.

One of the men with short platinum blonde hair smiled slightly and introduced: "I am Cui Wan." Then he pointed to the black curly-haired man beside him and said, "He is Kong Yi."

As seniors, their introductions can be brief.But DTD and Yin Tian, ​​who are juniors, can't be so casual.Su Junwen and the others' introductions were very standard, but something went wrong when they arrived at Yin Tian's place.Seeing Yin Tian obediently following behind Chu Yi, he introduced himself seriously: "My surname is Tian, ​​my name is Yin, and my name is Yin Tian."

Just the first sentence alone made many people embarrassed.

DTD is okay, they are already used to Yin Tian's weird way of introducing himself - they have tried hard to make Yin Tian change, but that guy is stubborn and just said so.At first they thought his introduction was just a joke, but who would have thought that he was for real.

Xia Zhuchi smiled and said, "I finally heard the legendary self-introduction today. I just want to ask a question, Yin Tian, ​​are you a foreigner?"

"No."

"That's weird. Shouldn't your surname be Yin and Tian? Or you should be called 'Tian Yin'."

"Because I'm an alien." Yin Tian said seriously.

"...God answered. Well, please continue."

"My surname is Tian and my name is Yin, and my name is Yin Tian. I am 20 years old this year. I live on planet KXTT8788.12. I have an older brother whose surname is Tian and his name is often Chang Tian. He is an extremely violent person..." When Yin Tian introduced here, Chu Yi couldn't help but covered his face and moved quietly - he didn't know this guy.

And Xia Zhuchi twitched his cheeks, and sighed helplessly: "Ah...the buzzwords from 04, I can still hear them now."

After introducing himself, Yin Tian asked puzzledly, "?"

Before Xia Zhuchi could answer, Chu Yi complained with a broken face: "Yeah! Yin Tian, ​​how many times have I said this? It's so old... You really look like an antique."

Yin Tian, ​​who didn't understand them at all, was still at a loss: "?"

——He just told the truth, is there something wrong?Did they already discover the existence of the mother star, or did they discover the existence of the mother star?

Xia Zhuchi looked at Yin Tian, ​​raised his head and sighed, "'My brother is Chang Tian' was very popular in 04...or is there really a brother in your family called Chang Tian—the dancing king Chang Tian? The legendary figure who dominates the entertainment circle, Jiang Jie's... hey."

Kong Yi, who had been silent all this time, suddenly snorted coldly, and said disdainfully, "The God of Songs and Dancer? Humph!"

dance king?

Yin Tian is now sure that what they are talking about must not be the same as his brother - his brother is very athletic, but he is also agile, but he has always killed people erratically and taken turns.Like Su Junwen who always circles slowly?Presumably his brother didn't bother to do it.

……

……

Incident

Personal skills and self-introduction are just small pre-show entertainment, and the focus of "Star Games" will always be the cheating sports games behind.

Yin Tian, ​​Su Junwen, Chu Yi, and Ming Ze were in one group, and Kong Yi, Cui Wan, Yong Can, and Li Zhou were in another group.

After they were divided into groups, they took the bus of the program group and rushed to the stadium. Because each group needs to make its own arrangements, the upper and lower floors of the bus belong to different teams.Yin Tian and the others were on the top floor in the open air, and it was very hot when the sun shone down.

After 10 minutes, they reached the playing field - a big quagmire.

The dark brown muddy water looks soft.Yin Tian stopped on the shore, looked around, and asked uncertainly, "Competing here—swimming?"

Su Junwen pursed his lips, his eyes were a little unnatural, he shifted his gaze and coughed unnaturally, before he replied bluntly: "No, no...how could it be swimming."

This is Yongcan jumping to Su Junwen's side, kicking Su Junwen's feet fiercely, squinting his eyes, grinding his teeth as if he wanted to express some dissatisfaction, but before he could say anything, he was dragged away by Li Zhou: " Come on, we're a team."

Yin Tian: "..."

——Why does the atmosphere feel weird?

Chu Yi glanced at the situation on Yin Tian's side, curled his lips helplessly, and finally let go of the slight unhappiness in his heart, walked up to Yin Tian, ​​pointed at the big quagmire and said pretendingly: "You haven't even watched TV. Oh? I forgot, you, an antique, have never been worthy of TV. Well, today I will explain it to you mercifully—this is our first competition event today, finding a needle in a quagmire!"

Yin Tian looked around at the quagmire, which was bigger than a swimming pool, and sighed silently in his heart—it's really boring.It's really boring. On the home planet, people with low-level genes like him have done this kind of treasure-hunting task a few times. Now they can completely rely on their senses to find it with their eyes closed, even if it's picking sugar in the sand. Dirt, he can do it.

So, the earth is really weak.

But Yin Tian didn't express his disdain bluntly, but asked in reverse: "Ah, are you not afraid of being accidentally injured by a needle?" He can use his eyes in the mud without hindrance, but his fragile The physical condition of the skinny earthlings is not as good as his.

Cui Wan smiled and said, "Chu Yi is joking."

"?"

"How could it be possible to find such a small and dangerous thing." Cui Wan frowned, and explained gently: "There are 7 golden keys in the mud, and the first round is an individual competition. Those who don't get the keys can only run long distances. It’s time for the next destination——I must remind you that the next location is far from here…”

What responded to Cui Wan was a sudden 'plop'.

Cui Wan froze for a moment, looked around dully, and asked, "Did he jump?"

"... jumped down."

"Jumped off."

"Did he not realize that this setting is wrong?"

"..."

Su Junwen squatted down anxiously, after searching for no trace of Yin Tian, ​​he also entered the quagmire anxiously.It's just that he was walking around there, and the mud only soaked up to his knees.

...So, where did Yin Tian Shen go?

The people on the shore were not nervous at all. Xia Zhuchi, who came over to be the referee, was stunned for a moment, then turned around decisively and took out a black box from the assistant's hand.While opening the box, he distributed the golden keys inside to the people on the shore, and said happily: "I didn't expect that kid to be so easy to deceive. It seems that this time 7VS1 can be easily completed!"

7VS1 is a new project of "Star Games", which is mainly about seven people partnering to deceive one person.Take this project as an example.It is said that it is a treasure hunt in the quagmire, but in fact the screenwriters did not put the golden key in at all (who would be so stupid, throw it in and still get it back).Originally, I planned to sneak the key to someone else when Yin Tian was not paying attention, but I didn't expect Yin Tian to jump in with such a beautiful mind...

Everyone else was still in a state of speechlessness, only Chu Yi caught a little thought, and murmured to himself uncertainly: "Why do I feel like it's a bit evil-I always feel that the goddess of luck is not on our side."

Kong Yi, who had been silent all this time, gave Chu Yi a cold sideways glance, and then gave an order: "Everyone go down!"

The people in DTD group are very obedient - no matter how you say it, you have to pretend