Who said bamboo horses can't beat the sky

Chapter 3

After replying to the text message, Yuli threw the phone aside, closed his eyes and planned to fall asleep quickly and ignore this idiot.Just a few seconds after closing his eyes, Yuri touched the phone again, turned it to silent, and fell asleep in peace.

In less than a minute, the damn phone started to vibrate, and for the fact that he forgot to set the mute to turn off the vibration, Yuli almost wanted to throw the phone from upstairs.

The phone vibrated and stopped, stopped and stopped, and then vibrated again. Yuri looked at the "garbage user" flashing on the screen, and answered the phone helplessly: "Huh?"

"me……"

"If you stutter, go to the facial features clinic."

"No...I...I..."

Yuri hung up the phone.The mobile phone has not been put down, and the "garbage user" is here again.He picked it up again, only to hear the eardrum-piercing roar coming from the receiver: "I won [-]!!!"

Yuri hung up again.

"Garbage users" are tenacious and refuse to give up: "I really won [-]!!!"

Yuli didn't understand why someone would yell at the phone at almost two o'clock in the morning.

So he hung up again.

But Nanfeng didn't understand why Yuli kept hanging up on him.He called again and said pitifully, "Why do you keep hanging up on me..."

"It's too loud," Yuri said.

I only heard a breath coming from the receiver: "I- hit-twenty-thousand-"

"what?"

"I-was-twenty-thousand-"

"Oh, finally become a thief?"

"I-like-is-a-thief-someone-"

"Do you hear your own voice?"

"Didn't you say that my voice is too loud!!!"

"Don't you have a volume control system? Want me to install one for you?"

"Wow, you are unreasonable!"

"It's okay, I'm hanging up."

"...I want to ask you if you will go on a trip and see when you have a vacation."

"I'll ask for leave if I call Dad."

"dad."

"Then you book the itinerary and I'll ask for leave." Then Yuri hung up.

Nan Feng called again without hesitation: "Where do you want to go?"

"casual."

"Tell me—" Nanfeng pinched his throat and coquettishly softly, which made Yuli feel chills.

"If you can't sleep, you can walk to the north of the city to buy me breakfast and come back. Don't babble."

"No... the north of the city is too far away, I..." "If you call again, I will block your number."

Hearing the busy tone on the receiver, Nanfeng was about to explode, but he didn't dare to call again.Yuli is a person who holds grudges very much. He said he will be blacklisted, but he will really be blacklisted.

Nanfeng chose for several days, and finally decided to go to Sanya to bask in the sun and watch the beach blowing the sea breeze when the spring is still slightly chilly in early March.

"Oh, the beach! Oh, the sun! Oh, the sea! Oh, the beauty! Oh, the bikini!" Nanfeng began to sigh when he arrived near the reserved hotel, and repeated it several times. Yuli really couldn't bear it. Step forward and pretend not to know this mentally handicapped person.

The hotel Nanfeng booked was called July Liuli Fashion Hotel.Although Yuli didn't understand why he had to add the word fashion, but he had to say that the decoration of the hotel was pretty good. Nanfeng deserves to be praised for this.

But I don't know why, Yuli always has a strange feeling, since the two of them stepped into this hotel, this sense of disobedience has been lingering in their hearts.When entering the hotel, Yuli saw a few locals whispering to them in a dialect that he couldn't understand, so he didn't pay attention to it.After entering the hotel...

"Hi sir, the double room you reserved is no longer available, can I change it to a double room?" said the male waiter at the front desk.Nanfeng glanced at Yuli, but Yuli didn't express any opinion, that is "good".

"Ok."

"Please show me your ID."

Yuli and Nanfeng took out their ID cards and handed them to the front desk of the hotel.Nanfeng glanced at Yuli's ID card secretly: "Has your ID card photo been uploaded?"

"I think you've lost your mind."

"What's wrong with your brain?"

"Lightning."

The two were bickering, and the waiter at the front desk handed over the room card and ID card: "Room 19 on the 1908th floor, turn left in front and enter the elevator."

"Thank you." Nanfeng took the room card and ID card and stuffed them into his bag.Yuri glanced at him, but didn't speak.After entering the elevator, Yuli asked, "Don't you think it's weird here?"

"I don't think so."

"Yes, after all, mental retardation."

"What's wrong!"

"In this hotel, the guests in the lobby, including the waiters, are all men, and there is not a single woman."

"So what's the matter!" Nanfeng said with an expression of "You Li, you are too young after all": "How dare you say that you have been to Sanya without a lady when you come to Sanya??? How can you find a lady with a female companion..."

"..." Yuli looked at him, and after a while asked with disdain: "Where did you get the experience?"

"I've never eaten pig run, but I've seen pork!"

"Oh no, I have never eaten pork, nor have I seen pigs running!"

"You are right about that."

"Is there any point in arguing with me about this?! Why should I watch pigs! I just want to watch Miss!"

"I've seen pigs for a long time."

Nanfeng involuntarily looked around at the elevator, and suddenly understood: "What do you mean?!"

"Exactly what you think."

Just when Nanfeng was choked and speechless, the elevator made a "ding—" and reached the 19th floor.

Use the room card to open the door, and the whole beach and ocean appear in front of you.

"Wow - invincible sea view room! Great!" Nan Feng had already forgotten the topic just now, immersed in the beautiful sea view.He threw the bag away and ran to the balcony. The sea breeze seemed to have a salty taste.It was also the first time for Yuli to come to Sanya, so he put his luggage on the table and went out to the balcony to watch the sea view with Nanfeng.

"You even specially opened a sea view room."

"It must be... This is the place to commemorate my first night."

"I think a lot." Yuri said: "It's the first time for the lady, and you are not too dirty."

"What do you know?! 75% of men gave their first night to the lady ok?"

"Oh, glad I'm the 25 percent."

"What?" Hearing this, Nan Feng had no intention of looking at the sea view anymore, and turned to look at Yuri, "What?!!! When did you have a girlfriend?! Why didn't I know?! Isn't it pretty? ! Are you doing well?! Why didn’t you send me an application report?!”

Facing Nanfeng's series of questions, Yuli took a deep breath to hide his embarrassment, and thought of an excellent answer to stop Nanfeng's mouth.

"……none of your business."

Nan Feng felt that he was being ridiculed again.

Before Nanfeng could think of the line to fight back, Yuli spoke first: "You just opened a room, how are you going to enjoy the first night?" Do not think."

"not me……"

"Stop talking, I don't want to hear it." Yuri left the balcony and entered the room after finishing speaking.

In fact, Nanfeng just realized that it seemed that booking a room to find a young lady was not quite right from the beginning.

After resting for about half an hour, the two of them were already hungry and their chests were pressed against their backs. Of course, they went to eat seafood when they arrived at the beach.

"It's so delicious... hiccup..." Nan Feng said while belching and stroking his swollen belly.Yuli also seemed to be eating very well, unexpectedly did not mock Nanfeng, but just lit a cigarette in satisfaction, a trace of satisfaction could be seen in his expression.

"You haven't changed your bad habits?" Nanfeng has always been opposed to Yuli's smoking. Although he knew that every time he opened his mouth, he would be hit back as usual, but he still couldn't help but casually babbled.

"When will you quit gambling and when will I quit smoking?"

"You still don't quit."

"But your theory of coming to Sanya without a female companion doesn't seem right." Yuli said, looking around at the guests who were also well fed.

Nanfeng glanced at the men and women sitting in twos and threes, and replied in a low voice with disapproval: "What do you know? Do you understand now?"

"I really don't want to hear your rubbish theories a second time."

It's not the peak season for tourism, and there aren't many people on the beach. Yuli wears sunglasses and basks in the sun on the beach, and occasionally gets up to glance at Nanfeng, who is watching his sister in the shallow sea, to make sure that the problem child is fine.It's a pity that the good times didn't last long. Yuri took a nap for about ten minutes before being woken up by the shouts of people around him.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw the struggling south wind washed a little far away in the sea. He didn't care to take off his vest and beach pants, and rushed to the beach and jumped down.

What a fucking problem child!And it's mentally handicapped!

Yuri swam towards the south wind in extreme displeasure, and there were several ambulance personnel guarding the sea area quickly approaching there. Yuri was obviously not as good as a professional in swimming, so he simply stopped and kept heading towards the south wind. The direction depends on the situation.The situation was worse. Nanfeng sank before the lifeguards arrived.

"Damn it!" Yuri cursed, took a deep breath and swam over there quickly.

Finally, with the help of several lifeguards, Yuli dragged the unconscious Nanfeng ashore.

Before the ambulance personnel had time to rescue them, they saw that Yuli had skillfully pinched Nanfeng's nose and blew it into his mouth, blowing and pressing the heart a few times, blowing and pressing the heart a few times, repeating this several times, Nanfeng He spit out a big mouthful of water and coughed a few times, but somehow he woke up.

Nan Feng who had just woken up was dizzy and before he had time to speak, Yu Li slapped him on the head: "Are you mentally retarded?"

"I……"

"Don't talk, I'm annoyed when I hear your voice!"

Nanfeng was relieved by this scolding, and seeing Yuri's face turning blue, he knew that this guy was on the verge of collapse, and he had better not open his mouth, so as not to be thrown into the sea by Yuri, and feel like being submerged It's too uncomfortable.

But Nanfeng probably owed a lot to this person.Or very owed.He still opened his mouth and said: "I don't have the strength...can you take me back to the hotel to rest..."

After speaking, Nanfeng simply closed his eyes and looked like a rascal - "You can scold me if you want, I can't walk anyway".

But unexpectedly, the ambulance personnel around watched Yuli hug Nanfeng horizontally, then put his shoulders on his shoulders, and headed towards the July Liuli Fashion Hotel.

"So this is ah……"

"No wonder there is no hesitation in artificial respiration."