Chapter 40, Fighting Wits
Chapter 40, Fighting Wits
Xu Zhiyuan suddenly regretted combining Truth or Dare and Monopoly. These kids don't talk about martial arts, and they are more ruthless than each other when they want to make crooked ideas.
The elderly group failed to buy the land, but they were lucky and did not step on the land that required to pay tolls.
Seeing how ruthless they were all attacking, Luo Jiamao bought a piece of land and pondered for two seconds, then simply said: "Let's die together, step on my piece of land and form a group to go out and leapfrog around the villa."
Everyone looked at him in shock.
Tian Ke: "Playing so hard?"
Xu Zhiyuan: "Are you sure?"
Luo Jiamao nodded resolutely. Anyway, at his current level, he can't write the questions left by Xu Xingli, so no one should think about it.
Xu Xingli: "Think about it, there are two teammates behind you, who may step on your ground."
Luo Jiamao looked shocked: "Don't teammates have immunity?"
Xu Xingli told him the truth with a sad face: "It might be possible, but after you say this, you will no longer have the right of immunity."
Xu Zhiyuan coughed lightly: "We have always been very democratic. When encountering disputes, we adopt a voting system, and those who agree with teammates who have the right to immunity raise their hands."
Only the trio raised their hands.
Xu Zhiyuan: "Then the minority obeys the majority, there is no right of immunity."
Luo Jiamao: "..."
Xu Xingli took pleasure in his misfortune: "It would be interesting if two teammates got your draw."
Luo Jiamao: "You don't want a crow's mouth."
As soon as the words fell, Yu Ziheng shook out the same number as him.
The trio were dumbfounded at the same time.
Luo Jiamao and Yu Ziheng looked at Xu Qianqian at the same time, urging her in a low voice: "Turn up the chessboard and make it smash."
A question mark slowly appeared on Xu Qianqian's head: "Why should I take the blame for the crimes you committed?"
Yu Ziheng tactfully dismissed the blame: "After all, we are guests."
Luo Jiamao said confidently, "Because we can leapfrog, but you can't."
Xu Qianqian ignored these two annoying spirits, and turned to complain to the adults: "My two partners said that they understand that I am a girl, and they are willing to dance half a lap for me."
Yu Ziheng: "???"
That's not what he said just now!
Xu Qianqian was halfway through untying her and Yu Ziheng's bondage, when she suddenly kept an eye out and asked Xu Zhiyuan: "Do you accept this kind of treatment? If not, we will choose to be punished."
Xu Zhiyuan wanted to wait for her to untie the straps before telling her about the violation, but she actually reacted cleverly.
Xu Zhiyuan couldn't help feeling a little regretful, so he asked for other people's opinions: "I think it's okay, what do you think?"
Wei Xian: "I have no objection."
Tian Ke: "Me neither."
Xu Xingli watched the excitement with a smile: "We should have surveillance around the villa? Can we project it on the TV?"
Yu Ziheng was at a loss for words for a while, and after holding back for a long time, he said: "The most poisonous woman's heart."
He slumped on the chair and said, "Why don't you dance for me too? You dance three times by yourself?"
Luo Jiamao said in his heart that I just don't like learning and I'm not stupid, so I silently rejected his proposal.
Yu Ziheng's knees softened when he thought of leapfrogging, and asked, "Why don't we be punished directly?"
Xu Xingli quickly took out two truth or dare lottery boxes: "Come on, draw a lottery."
The three of them were all taken aback, they always felt that there was something deceitful inside, otherwise why would Xu Xingli move so fast?
Xu Zhiyuan was at the side to help: "Everyone has to draw one from the draw box of Truth or Dare."
Three people: "..."
There is indeed a fraud!
It’s fine to tell the truth, a big adventure means three people have to do three big adventures together, it’s not worthwhile.
Xu Qianqian ignored the lottery box, but looked at the two big boys next to her, and signaled with her eyes: I advise you to go leapfrog.
Yu Ziheng pretended not to see their eyes, and would not leapfrog if he was killed. Although leapfrog did sleep soundly, and he would not worry about having nightmares at night, but whether he could go downstairs in the morning was a problem.
The two boys wanted to wait for Xu Qianqian to lift the table, Xu Qianqian wanted to wait for them to leapfrog, both were waiting for the other to speak first.
Yu Ziheng slapped the table and stood up: "I see, this game is not fair! If we enjoy immunity, although the three of us are many, we will do more punishment when we are punished; but if we do not enjoy immunity, we will become It’s not fair that we have the same chance of being in danger as everyone else, but we have to be punished three times.”
After listening to him leisurely, Xu Xingli said, "Didn't you just realize that it's unfair? Didn't I say it was a game of chance from the beginning?"
Three people: "..."
But I didn't expect you to be so versatile.
Xu Qishan smiled and took out the new version of Monopoly, and said: "Playing this, life simulator, only one round, and you can draw the event box of how old you are when you roll the dice. There is no penalty, just have fun."
Xu Xingli wondered: "Why didn't you take it out earlier?"
Xu Qishan said straightforwardly: "At first I wanted to see you choke each other, but who knew that the game was played to death as soon as I came up, and I was stunned that no one dared to make trouble."
Everyone: "..."
Xu Qishan shook his head and sighed: "If Xingli suffers this kind of grievance, he can just jump up and point at me and scold me for being old and unrefined. You guys are really good-tempered."
Xu Xingli suddenly heard about his former self from someone else, he was taken aback for a moment, and then quickly corrected him: "How can it be called scolding when you say you are old and do not cultivate? Isn't this a statement of the facts?"
Yu Ziheng and Luo Jiamao looked at each other and fell silent at the same time. They really couldn't understand the strange family atmosphere of the Xu family.
Big or young, regardless of age, they fight with each other, but they get along happily. Adults don't mind children pushing their noses, and children are not used to adults' clinging to their elders.
Since this time the dice were for increasing age, they kept only one dice.
Xu Qishan handed the dice to Xu Xingli: "You go first."
"I suspect there is fraud in it." Xu Xingli shook 1, took out an event note representing fate from the draw box representing 1 year old, and then fell silent.
Xu Qishan happily watched the excitement, without even asking what it was.
Yun Yan glanced at her note, there were four large characters - "Deadborn".
Xu Xingli reached into the cardboard box again to grab the note, and said, "Did you secretly drop the contents of the package? How could I die at the beginning?"
She grabbed a handful of notes and spread them out on the table, and found that they were mostly bad luck notes, such as "difficult childbirth, unsuccessful birth", "death due to epidemic", "Parents have no experience in raising children, and have a high fever of forty degrees to dementia" and so on.
Xu Xingli stuffed the note back into the box, and said, "You must be thoughtful in everything you do. Did you mess with everything from the first to the sixth?"
Xu Qishan didn't feel the slightest embarrassment of being exposed, and proudly showed off to Xu Zhiyuan: "Look, let me just say that she is very smart."
Xu Zhiyuan sang with him: "Indeed, and he has the courage to question and turn the tables."
Yu Ziheng and Luo Jiamao heard the words and looked at Xu Qianqian at the same time: "Look, let's let you lift the table?"
Xu Qianqian: "..."
ill!
That person was brought up by Xu Qishan, and she was Xu Zhiyuan's relative daughter, if it were her, Xu Qianqian, who would turn the table over, she might be criticized for being immodest and rude.
Xu Qianqian let out a soft "tss", saying to herself that you two idiots don't understand my situation at all.
Here Xu Xingli is already knocking on the table to urge: "Hurry up, do it again, and put back all the normal lottery papers."
Xu Qishan patted the boxes in turn with a smile and said, "Put them back."
Xu Xingli didn't make trouble anymore, but prepared to draw again.
Others asked dumbfounded: "You don't even check?"
Is the trust between you magicians so high?
Xu Xingli was confident: "Drawing a good card proves that he let go, and drawing a bad card means that he has a problem."
As soon as Xu Qishan came up, he drew a bad lottery paper, silently put it back, and said to him from left to right: "It's getting late, shouldn't the children go home?"
Everyone: "..."
For a while, I didn't know who was more shameless.
Xu Zhiyuan said: "Keep the chessboard. If you want to play, you can continue to play after finishing your homework tomorrow, but you must study hard."
With that said, the two adults silently untied the straps on their feet, and ended the game on their own.
Xu Xingli gave Luo Jiamao all the questions he had written before: "Come on, don't waste it, if you don't understand, you can ask them."
Luo Jiamao: "..."
Xu Xingli turned back again and asked him in a moral kidnapping way: "As a future champion, shouldn't you exercise your physical fitness? Think about running to school tomorrow?"
Xu Xingli explained euphemistically: "The main reason is that you won't get happiness in this kind of team building game. It is recommended to exercise more to generate dopamine."
——It means that it is not recommended to participate in this kind of game that tests IQ and thick skin. It is better to exercise more physical fitness.
The next day after school, they played the life simulation version of Monopoly as they wished. Xu Zhiyuan had to work overtime, and Xu Qishan played with the children.
Then Xu Xingli realized with twitching eyes that the lottery box must have been tampered with by Xu Qishan——
"I started as a super rich second generation, how could my family go bankrupt at the age of one and then I was abandoned in the wilderness!"
Xu Qishan didn't take it seriously: "Who can blame you for your bad life."
The corners of Yu Ziheng's eyes twitched: "Why did you get married again? I just got married once."
Xu Qishan was serious: "Bigamy, I will report you now, go pay the fine."
Yu Ziheng: "?"
Yun Yan: "Marry the player on the right and share the assets equally."
Xu Xingli, who was sitting on his right hand, looked hopeless: "I'm currently in negative balance."
Yun Yan nodded calmly: "Me too."
Xu Xingli was shocked: "Why do you owe more than me?"
Yun Yan pointed at Xu Qishan: "He messed up."
As a "God", Xu Qishan counted the money happily: "We have to pay for marriage, and weddings cost money."
Xu Xingli: "Should I charge some money?"
Everyone avoided them one after another.
At the end of a game, everyone seemed to have lived their whole life, feeling extremely melancholy.
Wei Xian raised his head and howled dryly: "Why is my life so hard——"
Yu Ziheng sighed: "Can I be miserable? I was imprisoned for bigamy for two years, and I was hit by a car as soon as I came out and became a vegetable. It's too miserable."
Xu Xingli: "I went bankrupt at the beginning, and the more I owe, the more money I have, where did the money go?"
Everyone looked at Xu Qishan angrily - everyone lost, so the dealer could only win.
Xu Qishan smiled miserably: "What's wrong with playing two games with me, an old man? I think I'm dying soon, can't I just want my grandchildren to play with me?"
"Okay, okay." Xu Xingli made a "stop" gesture, and then stared at him blankly, "Are you downgrading me? Why are you grandchildren?"
Everyone watched the master and apprentice pinch together, and even wanted to wave the flag to Xu Xingli.
The second day also ended with "Fight Again Tomorrow", but on the third day Xu Qishan changed the game to various chess endgames, including go, chess and even backgammon.
These students can only play backgammon. If they want to play Go and chess with him, they have to learn the rules first.
The rules are all learned now, and it is even more difficult to break his mess.
Xu Xingli finished his homework ahead of schedule at school during the day, and tried his best to find time to do math competition questions, and went back to fight Xu Qishan at night, and he was extremely busy.
During this week, the students in Class 15 were surprised to find that this group of small teams who formed a team to go to school and leave school, went home every day with a trace of fighting spirit in laughter and laughter, but every time they went to school, they were downcast and full of enthusiasm. Face frustrated.
But everyone can also understand, who is happy to go to school?
After school was over on Friday afternoon, Xu Xingli angrily gathered everyone together: "Today is the last day, we must beat him!"
"Okay!" A car of people drove home with high spirits.
"..."
Shi Chengyan, who was only 2 minutes late, watched his family's car drive away, leaving only the exhaust fumes on the ground - he hasn't gotten into the car yet!
Did this group of crazy kids forget that today is Friday, and there is no evening self-study in the third year of high school?
He suddenly regretted rejecting the mobile phone bought for him by his family, so he could only go back to the office to find the teacher, and asked the teacher to call home for him.
The mathematics teacher from the first grade next door saw him happily and said, "Remember to tell Xu Xingli that it's time to report to the Olympiad training class tomorrow."
"Okay." Shi Chengyan obediently responded, paused, and then asked, "Is there any paper or problem that I need to bring to her?"
The math teacher was stunned for a moment, and said, "It's not that there are things I need..."
Shi Chengyan smiled and nodded: "Give me a few more copies. A few kids from the first year of high school are having a study session at our house, and I'll bring them back."
Ah.
Let you play crazy and even forget about me, let's learn to swim in the sea together.
People like me are born to be dazzling and expected.
Shi Chengyan thought to herself.
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