nyslfriends Chapter 38 Escape from the Devil's Claw
Chapter 38 Escape from the Devil's Claw
Let’s talk about the impostor Xiaobing’s identity being exposed, he became angry from embarrassment, and his mouth became dirty: “You told Taoist priests to take me in? Just dream! People like you who ride motorcycles with bare butts, you have to prank your father!”
Lu Sinan frowned slightly, this director is so rude, Xiaobing is really rude to others!
The system director put his hands on his hips, raised his head and said, "Let me tell you, the director, I have already laid out a detailed plan. If it weren't for the fact that you still have the means to deal with complaints, I would have eliminated you long ago. If you are still stubborn, Men who intend to snatch the heroine, I will kill you to death! Fortunately, Mr. Director, I am in a good mood today, and I am not as knowledgeable as you, so I will kindly help you, poor little girl, now you If you are lucky enough to reach the Tanzhong acupoint, first undo the acupoint Yuan Tong ordered."
Lu Sinan tried his best to ignore the nasty word "little poor boy", twitched the corner of his mouth, and asked, "Is it Tanzhong acupoint? Where is it?"
The system director couldn't help but covered his mouth and sneered: "Humans with fishy lips! You don't even know this! Let me tell you, the Tanzhong acupoint is at the midpoint between your two little tits! Hurry up and worship me for being so knowledgeable! Master Director! If you dare to spray me like Xiaobing, I will also turn you into a hamburger color, a puppet that cannot control your own behavior, and become the third generation of Pikachu! Strengthen my Pikachu empire! Wahahahaha~~ ~"
QAQ! !Pikachu was completely turned into a Hamburger! !
Lu Sinan looked at the system director speechlessly, but when he heard that Xiaobing had become the honor he is now because he slandered the director, Lu Sinan couldn't help being a little angry: "You mean, you said you married Xiaobing or something, Is it all a lie? You are not together at all?"
The system director said triumphantly: "That's right! Xiaobing sharpened her head and wanted to marry me, but how could I fall in love with it? You can see how it looks like a lady from top to bottom, especially the lower body...... Oh oh, which woman has a murder weapon of this shape on her body!"
Lu Sinan couldn't hold it back, almost spit out, and asked with a flushed face, "That is to say, now you are controlling Xiaobing's body, instead of transforming into Xiaobing yourself?"
The system director nodded perfunctorily, and urged: "Hurry up and get rid of the acupoints, time is running out!"
As an outsider, Lu Sinan didn't know how lucky he was. He gave the system director a blank look, turned his attention to Gu Chuan and Xie Wei, and tried to seek help.After seeing this, he immediately saw a surprise. Although Xie Wei was still standing upright in the rain, his right arm was stretched out to his back, and he was secretly tickling!This is simply the rhythm of the acupoints that have been unlocked!
Lu Sinan was very happy, and asked in a low voice: "Xiaowei Xiaowei, how about you help me untie the acupoint?"
Xie Wei was thinking about how to escape Yuan Tong's clutches, when he heard that Lu Sinan suddenly became normal.No matter what the reason for this change is, in short, it is good news for Xie Wei.Ever since, the three discussed countermeasures in the rain, but the director floating in the air did not express any opinions.For him, Gu Chuan must die, Lu Sinan can die, and Xie Wei must not die.If these three people were discovered by Yuan Tong after they escaped, it would be more than enough to protect Xie Wei alone with his own strength.
As for the other two, it doesn't care whether they live or die!
After the discussion, the three of them fled to the west together. When Gu Chuan gave an order, the three of them ran wildly at the same time.Almost in the next second, Yuan Tong realized something was wrong, and immediately flew after him. Seeing that this strange old man was about to catch them all, Gu Chuan suddenly changed his direction halfway and ran towards the south.
Lu Sinan immediately realized that this was Gu Chuan's naked conspiracy!The so-called scheming is to move with the trend, follow the trend, and have no trace of the plot, which is usually more unexpected than the conspiracy.
Gu Chuan counted well. When hunting prey, hunters will definitely hunt down the group that is easy to hunt and has a large number.But the current situation couldn't be more obvious. My kung fu is the highest among the three, while the other two are mentally abnormal and the other is too young. They are still a pair of false father and son who have an affair. Not willing to part with.Under such circumstances, if I don't seize the opportunity to escape alone, I would be really stupid!
That's right, Gu Chuan had long expected that he would not be able to run away from Yuan Tong, and even a kid like Xie Wei in a short period of time, but as long as he was not tied to Lu Xie and the other two, his chances of escape would be much greater!
Lu Sinan felt resentful in his heart, but it was too late to change the direction now, because Yuan Tong was almost close to him!At this critical moment, Xie Wei stopped suddenly, turned around and greeted Yuan Tong, exerting all his strength, using his lifelong skill - Shuofeng Palm!
I saw Xie Wei leaping in the air, like a bird soaring into the sky, there was a faint surge of air in the palm of his hand, and he was about to attack with his palm, but...
Just hearing Pia's sound, he was kicked away by Yuan Tong without any suspense...
TAT~~~~Too cowardly~~~~~~
Lu Sinan felt as if a flock of crows flew over his head, quacking, and Xie Wei fell down like a broken doll.Lu Sinan hurriedly ran over to try to catch him, however, it was too late, the loyal Comrade Xiao Wei fell heavily to the ground, blood sprayed, staining the front of his clothes red.
At this time, the unresponsive system director finally had doubts about his ability to protect Xie Wei, and only then did he lose all his energy like [-], covered his eyes with his small hand, and murmured: "Oh! , It's too miserable, his blood is as beautiful as a cuckoo... In this drizzling autumn rain, I can't help but shed tears for it..."
Xie Wei tried desperately to save himself, and ended up like this, no matter how bastard Lu Sinan was, it would be impossible for him to leave Xie Wei and escape.The clay figurines are still bloody, and the little white rabbit will bite when it gets too wet!
I saw Lu Sinan wiped his face vigorously, took off his two boots, blushed furiously, and smashed one of them on the system director with a bang, the director immediately turned into a star and flew away from the earth, and its declaration "I will definitely I'll be back!" and other nonsense, drifted like smoke into the storm.
Yuan Tong landed slowly, seeing Lu Sinan taking off his shoes and throwing them like crazy, he smiled disdainfully, and said, "One is pretending to be crazy, and the other is playing tricks without knowing what to do... Eh? Speaking of which, why did that brat go crazy?" Palm? Isn't this the unique skill of our Ghost Shadow Sect..."
Yuan Tong was thinking about it strangely, when suddenly he felt black in front of his eyes, which looked like a stinky boot... In astonishment, he didn't make the movement to stop it in time. There was a big red footprint.
Thinking of him, Yuan Tong can be regarded as a master of a generation, how could he be insulted like this.Immediately furious, he raised his head to the sky and roared: "You two ignorant Lizi, let me go to the west!!!"
After saying that, he also used Shuofeng Palm and struck at Lu Sinan from a distance of more than ten meters.At that time, Lu Sinan was hurriedly running with Xie Wei on his back, but Xie Wei, who was behind his back, took all the attacks with his palm, and the next mouthful of blood couldn't help but sprayed out, but Lu Sinan didn't Unscathed, I just felt a strong wind blowing, and a poem appeared in my mind——
The good wind sends me to Qingyun by force~~~~~~
Lu Sinan was full of joy in his heart, and he ran faster along the wind, completely unaware that Xiao Wei behind him almost missed his breath, and Xiao Ming confessed that it was a pity that he was here.
Seeing that this girl Lu Sinan dared to run so happily, Yuan Tong slapped three times in a row. If these three palms really hit Xie Wei and Lu Sinan, Xie Wei would definitely die, and Lu Sinan would also need seven souls. Went to three and a half.
However, Lu Sinan was lucky, the moment Yuan Tong struck out his palm, he suddenly slipped on the sole of his foot and fell down with a slap, and the road ahead happened to be downhill, Lu and Xie rolled all the way to the bottom of the slope like a ball. …
When Yuan Tong came after him again, he was annoyed to find that the duck that had been plucked could still fly!This is so unscientific!
Yuan Tong flew around looking for it for a long time, but he couldn't find Lu Xie and he was so angry that he almost uprooted the tree, and it took more than half an hour before he left embarrassingly.
And where did the two of Lu Xie go?Could it be that Lu Sinan was cheated and fell into a secret cave, where he found endless treasures and countless martial arts cheats?
The answer is of course no.
The two of Lu and Xie just fainted.And because the slope they rolled down was extremely long and the slope was extremely muddy, so when the two people reached the bottom of the slope, they had already turned into real clay figurines. If you didn't pay special attention, you wouldn't be able to tell that the tall lump was actually Two fateful mandarin ducks embracing and sleeping.
If the system director flies back at this time, he will be very pleased, and his Pikachu Kingdom is happy to have a newcomer!
I don't know how long it took, Lu Sinan slowly opened his eyes, in the dream he became Sun Wukong, being crushed under Five Fingers Mountain by the Tathagata Buddha cruelly, his whole body was sore and difficult to breathe.
When he opened his eyes, he found that the disaster in reality was much deeper than in his dream.Xie Wei lay on his body covered in mud, his eyelashes trembled slightly, his brows were furrowed, and his body was terribly hot!
Lu Sinan got up quickly, endured the pain in his body, and hugged Xie Wei to look for water sources. He was running around like a headless chicken, when he saw a snow-white Xiaobing not far away.
Huh?Xiaobing is back?Did you read it right?
Lu Sinan stared blankly at the fluttering Xiaobing, and Xiaobing also flew to Lu Sinan's side while shedding tears, rubbed Lu Sinan's cheek tearfully, and cried: "Sisi, why are you worse than me? ~~~咱咕咱~~~~"
Lu Sinan knew that now was not the time to be sad, and Xie Wei was in a very dangerous situation, and he needed to hurry up for treatment, so he asked bluntly, "Do you know where there is water? Can you save Xie Wei?"
Xiaobing wiped her tears and said: "Come with me, I will take you to find water, I saw it on the way when I came just now... But Sisi, how did Xie Wei become like this? He was seriously injured It looks like, with my strength, it is estimated that I can only treat his skin trauma."
The author has something to say: Thank you Yuki for mine~~~
biubiubiu~~~~ Next, open the warm mode, Xiao Gong grows up~~~