When Tucao Man crosses over to Mary Suvin

Chapter 15

But Lu Sinan fell into the beautiful imagination of the future, patted Xie Wei on the shoulder with enthusiasm, and said: "Susu likes beautiful men, son, take care of your injuries, pay more attention to maintenance in the past few years, grow up After one o'clock, you must talk to her, and you will definitely fascinate her to death. Then you will be hot and cold to her, and she will definitely be more sentimental, so that there will be more tears, and you will be richer... "

Hearing this, Xie Wei slapped Lu Sinan's hand off rudely, and said angrily, "I don't want it. Daddy, are you so short of money that you want to abuse women?"

Lu Sinan touched his nose in embarrassment, hehe twice.

However, behind every "hehe", there are almost a thousand grass mud horses galloping on the Marie Gobi Desert, and Lu Sinan is no exception at this time.

Heh, you, Xie Wei, are the only ones capable?Still pity the fragrance and cherish the jade...

Susu is bound to have polyandry in the future, who do you pity and not pity her? ! !You won't regret it until you are wiped out by her!While you are still innocent and have the capital to seduce her, and you haven't seized the opportunity to torture her to the point of crying, how can she pretend to be you in her heart?

Lu Sinan coughed twice, and said, "Silly son, you are still too young. Come on, daddy tells you, if you want to keep a fastidious person firmly tied, you should fall in love with her and kill her. She doesn't dare to flirt with her anymore! Once you have completely controlled her heart, it's not too late for you to treat her well! At that time, Daddy will teach you another way to make money, and you can buy her onions every day , make her cry, so that you young couple will not hurt your feelings again, and it will definitely be a sweet life."

Xie Wei heard the words, and asked in disbelief: "You didn't lie to me, did you? If you want to tie down a flirtatious person, as long as you fall in love with that person, kill each other, and have a deep sadomasochistic relationship, that person will not dare to hook up with you?"

Lu Sinan nodded and said: "This is definitely the truth! It's written in the book, if you don't believe me, you have to believe in the book."

Xie Wei found it unbelievable, but seeing Lu Sinan's swearing look, he couldn't help but believe it.

The pearl incident came to an end. The two wandered around all afternoon, and finally bought a lot of wound medicine in the pharmacy before returning home with a full load.

What Lu Sinan meant was that he wanted to take a bath for his son himself, so that his son could experience the full love of a father.However, this suspected child molestation practice was immediately strongly opposed by Xie Wei, but Lu Sinan, a person with no limits, thought that Xie Wei was just being shy.Therefore, he promised on the surface that he would never disturb Xiaowei taking a bath, but when the bath was halfway through, Lu Sinan pushed the screen away with his palm, and said with a happy face: "Xiaowei Xiaowei, look at what my father brought you. what?"

Xie Wei looked at Lu Sinan's expression of "come and praise me", he couldn't get angry, so he could only shrink back in the bathtub with black lines all over his face, glanced at the things Lu Sinan was holding, and spoke bluntly asked, "What's that?"

Lu Sinan said triumphantly: "It's the first time I've seen such a good thing, your father. It's Zhuling. Come and smell it, it's very fragrant!"

Xie Wei twitched the corners of his mouth, and asked restrainedly: "Father, you came here to smell this thing for me?"

Lu Sinan raised his eyebrows and said, "Why do you think that way, are you so boring?! I came here to help you wash your hair with pigtails."

Isn't this... boring?Can't I wash my hair myself?

Xie Wei fell into incomprehension, but Lu Sinan had already rolled up his sleeves and squatted beside the tub, staring at Xie Wei for a while, remembering that he had no experience in washing long hair, And he had no choice but to tilt his head to study the pigtail in his hand in confusion.

This polyporus is a kind of medicinal fungus, which is long and blocky due to processing. The surface is brown-black, with many uneven tumor-like protrusions and wrinkles, and the inner surface is nearly light yellow.Lu Sinan frowned and looked at this piece of pigtail. He hadn't paid much attention when the servants stuffed it into his hands just now, but now...

Why does the more you look at pig ling, the more it looks like human poop?

It was better when it was hard just now, but now the humidity in the air is high and it has become soft...

Lu Sinan was really disgusted, and when he remembered that he put the pigtail between his nose and sniffed it intoxicated, he felt even more deeply stimulated.He hastily grabbed Xie Wei's hand and stuffed Zhuling into Xie Wei's hand, but he said with a smile: "Father knows that Xiao Wei is very capable, so he will wash his hair by himself, so the father will not bother you any more." .”

After speaking, he fled immediately.

When Xie Wei was held by Lu Sinan's hand, his heart almost jumped into his throat... He... What does he want to do? !

But when he saw Lu Sinan running away in a hurry, Xie Wei couldn't help but feel a little lost, and when he turned his eyes back to the things in his hand in melancholy...

￣□￣｜｜Is this a magical horse? !

Xie Wei didn't have time to think clearly, so he threw the pig ling in his hand to the opposite wall with a "snap".

The fourth prince, you come here for a while like offering treasures, just to be funny! ! !

Not to mention Xiaowei's children's shoes who were furious in the bathroom, but Lu Sinan who was washing his hands like crazy.He raged in his heart about that servant who cheated on him, you sister-in-law Ling!It looks so disgusting and you still have to say it's a good thing... I shouldn't have believed you, causing me to do such a depreciating behavior in front of my son, what will you use to compensate me for my lost morals!

When Lu Sinan was still upset, a golden light flashed in front of him, and Xiaobing came back with a dejected expression on his face.

Seeing this, Lu Sinan asked dryly, "What did your director say?"

Xiaobing burst into tears and said: "He scolded me, he scolded me!!!"

Lu Sinan was in a bad mood. Hearing Xiaobing cry, he couldn't feel any pity at all. He took Xiaobing as a punching bag rather viciously, and said, "Isn't he right to scold you?"

Xiaobing wiped her tears and howled: "You should be an eggplant! Lu Sinan...... I blame you, I blame you, I blame you!!! He never hurt me before!!!"

Lu Sinan snorted disdainfully, and said, "What's wrong with you? Why didn't I know you were so soft-hearted... Or do you mean something to your director?"

Xiaobing wailed loudly: "It's gone, it's gone! I'm so tired, I don't feel like I'll love you anymore... blah blah... my girlhood is gone like this Returning, oh, the taste of heartbreak... oh, what a painful realization..."

Lu Sinan interrupted Xiaobing's lyricism, and said: "It's muddy! You tell yourself, what did he do to you, are you not a girl anymore?"

Xiaobing blushed, and shouted loudly: "How can you be so dirty! Dirty! Is it really okay for you to treat your girl like this?!"

"Then what do you want me to do to you? Prepare a table of delicious food for you?" Lu Sinan wiped his hands absently and asked.

When Xiaobing heard this, the whole ice cream face instantly became cute.It tried its best to widen its eyes, and blinked at Lu Sinan, with an expression of expectation.

But Lu Sinan smiled cruelly, and said: "If you want to eat delicious food, go and torture that bastard back to me. If he dares to attack you, you should show your aggressiveness and scold you back! Two-legged toads are hard to find, no The ice cream on his legs is floating everywhere, so he is rare!"

Xiaobing swallowed, and said weakly: "He's not ice cream, he's a hamburger... I, I've never seen such a strong hamburger, he is my male god, I... ...I can't bear to blaspheme..."

Lu Sinan snorted, curled his lips and said, "With your talent, let alone my girl, it's embarrassing..."

Xiaobing continued to cry and said, "How can you be like this? Are you the head of the family? Xiaowei and I have been miserable for half our lives... Hey, hey, life is hard!"

Lu Sinan couldn't stop being disturbed, and said, "Just say what you want to say, why are you crying?!"

Xiaobing snapped and said, "The director said that the male fifth and male sixth don't like the heroine now, all because you disobeyed the organization's command and acted without authorization. He wants you to get the plot back on track yourself. I know you definitely don't want to Well, I pleaded for you, but he gave me a hard time... Sisi, you won't blame me for increasing your burden, right? Hey, he tried his best to make it up..."

Lu Sinan couldn't stand Xiaobing's fake crying, and sighed, "I can't blame you for crying when you saw me. It turned out that you got me into trouble...... Let your mouth be quick, what did you tell him to do?!"

"Ah... ah..." Xiaobing wiped her tears guiltily.

Lu Sinan asked annoyedly: "My first mission is to taste the forbidden fruit with the heroine, and drive the heroine home; the second mission is to marry the heroine's sister; the third mission is to let the heroine marry Five men and six men all fall in love with the heroine; what is the fourth task?"

Xiaobing thought about it, and cried even more sadly.

Lu Sinan supported his forehead and asked, "Could it be that you want me to torture the leading man to death?"

Xiaobing shook her head and said, "...How is that possible?"

Lu Sinan breathed a sigh of relief, he didn't want to kill anyone.

Xiao Bing said: "The original text of the task is like this - to torture and insult the male Gu Chuan, so that Gu Chuan couldn't bear the humiliation, he committed suicide, and then... in the second year after Gu Chuan died, he made himself miserable. His reputation was ruined, his relatives were betrayed... In the third year, he was killed by the heroine and others."

Lu Sinan almost spurted blood: "Are you sure this is not three difficult tasks, but just one task???"

Xiaobing nodded, and said falteringly: "The finale task... is worth seeing if it has a higher gold content."