nyslfriends Chapter 380: Stupid Pig
Chapter 380: Stupid Pig
After Yin Horn said that, he swung his sword again to fight Zhu Bajie.
Zhu Bajie cursed angrily when he heard the words: "Fuck you so smart, you don't know Lao'zi, the rake in Lao'zi's hand must know!"
Hearing this, Yinjiao took back the sword again, looked at Zhu Bajie carefully and said: "You hold the rake in your hand, how can I see it clearly, you throw the rake over, let me take a closer look!"
Zhu Bajie snorted coldly when he heard the words: "Here! Look carefully!"
After saying that, he threw the nine-toothed rake at Yinjiao, and Yinjiao reached out with his left hand to catch the rake.
Then he blew a whistle suddenly, and then saw hundreds of little monsters rushing out from all directions, some pulling their legs, some hugging their waists, and bound Zhu Bajie tightly.
Seeing that Zhu Bajie was caught by him, Yinjiao couldn't help laughing and said: "You are a stupid pig who dares to lie to your King Yinjiao. The master has already explained to us that the Great Primordial is cunning, and Sun Wukong is good at changing." , don’t believe anyone who tells us!”
After saying this, he ordered his subordinate Xiao Yao to find a stick and carry Zhu Bajie back to the Lotus Flower Cave.
Seeing that his brother had captured a fat-headed and big-eared monk, Jin Jiao 313 hurried forward and asked, "My dear brother! You didn't go to capture Xuanzang, why did you capture Zhu Bajie!
Yinjiao laughed loudly when he heard the words: "Brother doesn't know! This pig head ran up the mountain by himself! How dare he lie to me that he is senior brother Zhu Ganglie! Fortunately, brother is smart enough to trick him into getting his weapon, or else he would have given me his weapon." I can't catch him!"
Jin Jiao couldn't help laughing out loud when he heard the words: "Hahaha, I didn't expect the second younger brother to become more and more intelligent, and even know how to use tricks!"
Zhu Bajie, who was listening to this, was furious, and couldn't help yelling: "Smart fart! You two little bastards, let Lao'zi go, I really am your brother Zhu Ganglie and Zhu."
Jin Jiao couldn't help but wondered when he heard the words: "Brother! Where is this monk's weapon?"
Yin Jiao pointed at the words and said: "Isn't that right at the door? This weapon is similar to that of the senior brother, but this person is wrong. Didn't the master say that? He will come to pick us up in person afterward. Don't believe it!"
Jin Jiao heard the words and hurriedly said: "Brother is still considerate! Otherwise, brother will almost be deceived by this monk!"
After saying this, he ordered his subordinates: "Press this Zhu Bajie to the back and take care of it! When Xuanzang is caught, we will stew and eat pork together!"
"You two idiots! Hurry up and go back to Heavenly Court, Tang Sanzang is not something you can deal with!" Seeing a group of little monsters approaching him, Zhu Bajie couldn't help but anxiously said.
"Okay, Zhu Bajie! You finally showed your tricks! Let me tell you, the two of us are definitely going to eat Xuanzang meat!"
Yin Jiao couldn't help cursing when he heard the words, and then ordered: "Little ones! Bind Zhu Bajie's mouth to the king!"
Hearing this, all the demons under him quickly found a rope and tied Zhu Bajie's mouth tightly.
Inside the Lotus Flower Cave, Zhu Bajie was completely quiet at last, leaving only the gold and silver horns still admiring each other, "Second brother! You are so good that you can deceive Zhu Bajie's joy and sorrow."
Yin Jiao couldn't help laughing and said, "Brother! It's not that I'm smart, but this Zhu Bajie is too stupid! Let me see who dares to say that a cow is stupid in the future. Is the stupidest pig in the world clearly?"
King Jinjiao laughed loudly when he heard the words: "This Zhu Bajie dared to pretend to be Senior Brother Zhu, and asked the little ones to boil water for a while, and stewed this Zhu Bajie first to vent my anger for Senior Brother!"
After Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao captured Zhu Bajie, although they were secretly proud of themselves, they thought Xuanzang would be able to draw evenly with his second apprentice, and it was difficult to deal with the other two apprentices and four followers below him, so he rolled his eyes and sent The two confidant little demons went to Yalong Cave hundreds of miles away to ask their godmothers to come and help them.
If you want to say who the godmother of Jinjiaoyinjiao is, she turns out to be a little fox who sneaked out from Qingqiu Mountain during the War of the Investiture of Gods.
That fox (dbbg) raccoon has been cultivating for more than a thousand years, and by chance, he has achieved the body of nine tails, but he also has some supernatural powers. And because he stole a copy of Wu Lei Zhengfa when he sneaked away
Therefore, he is extremely proficient in Xiaoshu.
The old fox saw that Jinjiaoyinjiao was a bit confused, so he intentionally showed off his lightning skills to the two of them, bluffing them into thinking that the old fox had great supernatural powers. The person's dangling gold rope deceived him.
After Jinjiaoyinjiao got the thunder in the palm, he studied hard and practiced hard, but he also practiced his thunder technique to the point where he could raise his hand and throw thunder. As long as his mind moves, all stones as big as a millstone will be smashed to pieces.
Seeing the power of the thunder in the palm, the two of them wanted to hug their thighs, so they brazenly worshiped this fox as their godmother. The fox once made six brothers in the lower realm, and they both called them uncles.
The fox heard that Jinjiaoyinjiao had captured Zhu Bajie, and wanted to invite himself to catch Xuanzang, and thought to himself: "My two sons have extraordinary treasures. If we don't go now, I'm afraid we won't be able to eat Xuanzang meat!"
So she hurriedly ordered her banshee to go to the back mountain to ask the six brothers to go to the Lotus Flower Cave together.
Seeing that Zhu Bajie had left for two hours and still didn't come back, Tang Sanzang couldn't help but sighed and said, "It seems that Bajie has made his own choice!"
After saying that, he ordered Xiong Fantian to lead the horse and go straight to Pingdingshan.
Sun Wukong was a heartless monkey at first, seeing this, he couldn't help sighing in his heart: "Bajie! I hope you have brought those two children back to the Palace of Responsible!"
After thinking about it, he waved the golden cudgel in his hand to open the way for everyone.
Everyone was on their way, but they heard a burst of laughter from above their heads.
When I looked again, I saw nine monsters suddenly appearing on the mountain in front, and thousands of little monsters were waving flags and shouting around.
I saw an old woman with silver hair holding a cane in front of me and said with a strange smile: "As expected of the reincarnation of Elder Jin Chan, this old man can't bear to talk about this thin skin and fleshy flesh!"
Xuanzang snorted coldly when he heard the words: "The poor monk's flesh is too hard, look at your old eyebrows and eyes. I'm afraid your teeth are not very good, don't accidentally shatter your dog teeth!
Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao were furious when they heard the words: "Bold! Your monk's mouth is like a dog's teeth!"
Xuanzang smiled slightly when he heard the words: "It's the poor monk's mistake! It's not a dog's teeth, how can a fox's mouth compare to a dog's!"
Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao couldn't help being slightly taken aback when they heard the words, and after looking at each other, they turned to the old woman and said, "Godmother! This monk called you worse than a dog!"
Nine Tailed Fox couldn't help being furious when he heard the words: "Catch this monk and skin her muscles, I'm going to cut this monk into pieces!"
As soon as Nine Tailed Fox finished speaking, he saw six old men behind him holding Fang Tian's painted halberds and killing Xuanzang! A seven-star sword. .