nyslfriends Chapter 599 Bat-Tent Hero, Three Laughing Figures Fight for Half a Day, Only...
Chapter 599 Bat-Tent Hero, Three Laughing Figures Fight for Half a Day, Only...
Chapter 599 The Bat-Tent Hero, Three Laughing Fights for Half a Day, Only Barbatos is Wounded in the World
"The Emperor Joker, and Batman Dragon."
The Bat Who Laughs said, "I was planning the mission you gave me, but these two shameless thieves teamed up to invade the world that was under your protection."
"They used reality-distorting powers to shield my senses, surgically cutting into the places where I had stockpiled metal, and then wiped everything out—it was a meticulously planned attack to stop my grand plan to descend into the main universe!"
"Yes, that's right," said the Bat of Laughter.
See, that's why he bowed down at Barbatos' feet.
Of course, the other party wasn't a complete idiot either.
"The power of Batman's Dragon... He moved the entire basement staircase and the walls of the room together, damn it, damn beast."
"Five-dimensional power... Emperor Clown, I will kill you..."
The laughing bat remained expressionless.
Yes, that's right. No matter what happens, everything is within the Batman Who Laughs's plan.
The invasion of his cave by Batman's Dragon and the Emperor Joker was absolutely a real event; Barbatos couldn't find a single trace of fabrication.
And it's also true that Batman steals everything in a whirlwind, so in the back and forth...
The losses he incurred from using Barbatos' metal for his own purposes were wiped out.
That's right, this is the ultimate plan of the Bat Who Laughs, and everything is going according to plan!
These are all Barbatos's losses. These metals weren't found by the Laughing Bat, but were given to him by Barbatos for his own use as part of his plan.
The Bat Who Laughs is at most a manager, while Barbatos is the boss.
When a project loses money, the boss is usually more heartbroken than the manager.
The next second, the Laughing Bat suddenly fell to the ground, laughing maniacally from the intense pain.
His newly grown eyes gushed blood from the intense pain, and all the fragile blood vessels in his body burst instantly, with blood gushing out from every possible part of the Laughing Bat's body.
The Laughing Bat was like a living sponge. Amidst his unrestrained laughter, Barbatos grabbed him in mid-air like a rag and drained him alive.
To Barbatos, the Laughing Bat... was nothing more than a rag.
An ordinary person would have been driven to a mental breakdown by the intense pain of that moment, but hysterical laughter would not.
Because he is the Bat Who Laughs, he has suffered a mental breakdown for many years.
Of course, only a madman like the Bat who laughs could withstand Barbatos's overwhelming rage. When you have a toy that you can't break, you sometimes like to use it to vent your anger, and the toy thus gains a leadership position in your slave army. It's a win-win situation.
"Ah, my master! Hahahaha, hohahahahaha!" The Bat of Laughter laughed and howled at the same time. This was a kind of feigned weakness, like a puppy whimpering and exposing its belly, which didn't mean it was actually injured. He knew Barbatos liked this kind of torture, so the Bat of Laughter performed it for him.
"This is a small punishment," Barbatos said in a low voice as the Batman Who Laughs lay sprawled on the ground, finally managing to control his rage. "It won't be stolen a second time. I want you to finish the Watchers capture plan quickly. The warehouse has been robbed, and our plan to invade the main universe is also stalled due to a lack of metal."
Barbatos said, "You must..."
"Huff, huff, huff... Ah, great Lord Barbatos. I have found the Watcher's trail for you, as long as..."
The Bat Who Laughs chose this moment to reveal the work he had completed in order to quell Barbatos's anger. Revealing it while the other was enraged would have been far less effective.
"Found it? Good job, but it's pointless now." Barbatos's voice didn't reveal much anger or anything else.
The Bat Who Laughs heard him say, "We now need to fix the missing metal."
"From Batman Dragon?" the maniac asked with a laugh.
Barbatos glanced at him.
"Of course not. Now is not the time to provoke Batman Dragon." He paused, then continued, "I know you hate that enemy who is just like you, my servant, but now is not the time to confront him. I must invade the main universe; that's what matters most to me. And then there's that matter..."
Barbatos's voice softened slightly: "The multiverse is truly wondrous, harboring such a powerful Brainiac."
He told the Batman Who Laughs, "Be careful. With the tremors of the timeline... that Brainiac is going to do something big."
He said, "And in order to deal with this, slightly delaying the invasion of the main universe may not be entirely a bad thing."
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"Is it all over?"
"It's over. The Batman Who Laughs isn't dead, and the Emperor Joker couldn't pinpoint the exact location of the Mischief from his mouth. We've prevented things from completely falling apart."
In a dark corner, members of the Third Legion were talking amongst themselves.
"Great! I've successfully altered reality!" The Third Legion member who had previously brought the information that the Bat of Laughter couldn't die excitedly slammed his fist down.
At this time, he held a leadership position among the many members of the Third Legion, and was fully responsible for preventing the Emperor Joker from killing the Batman Who Laughs.
"So do you still know what the future holds?" another member of the Third Legion asked him.
"I don't know. All I know is that if the Emperor Joker gets the position, everyone else will be beaten to a pulp. As far as I know, the Emperor Joker will carry out a spectacular massacre, and Batman Dragon and the other contestants will all be utterly defeated."
"Then you're useless, get out of here." Soon, the Third Legion member who had originally occupied the center position was forced down. He obediently walked into the crowd. Then, the Third Legion members compared themselves for a long time, and finally, the Third Legion member whose timeline before his transmigration was closest to the present situation stepped onto the stage:
"So it was our interference that prevented the Emperor Joker from killing the Batman Who Laughs. Anyway, when I returned, the Emperor Joker had finally found the Mischief, but he wasn't as powerful as I had described before. It's very likely that he didn't absorb all of the Mischief. Something must have happened, but I don't know. That's all."
"I feel uneasy," said a member of the Third Legion.
"Ha, I hate all this mystical stuff," another member of the Third Legion said. "Don't talk to me about intuition; that's the most counterintuitive and unscientific thing."
He patted the distracted Third Legion member on the shoulder: "Even if the Emperor Joker can find the troublemaker on his own, it will be a long time. The Batman Who Laughs just escaped from the Emperor Joker's clutches. Do you think he can just contact the Emperor Joker directly and then tell him all the detailed addresses he knows?"
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"Wow, darling, I really didn't expect... you to be here."
In the vast and boundless multiverse, a power born of twisted emotion is protecting the puppets created by the Laughing One from living people.
The material used to make the puppet appears to be Nightwing Dick Grayson from some dark multiverse, not Batman Bruce Wayne.
The Batman Who Laughs remotely controlled the puppet. Hearing the Emperor Joker's voice in his ear, even though it was through the puppet's remote control, it still made the Batman Who Laughs feel disgusted and his whole body break out in goosebumps.
To be honest, it was a risky move for the Batman Laugh to come here and meet the Emperor Joker right after seeing Barbatos off, but the Batman Laugh was confident he could fool Barbatos.
Everything was part of his plan, even the Emperor Joker's theft of his brain during the few seconds it took for Batman Dragon to open the coffin.
The other party only managed to read a general location, and finding that exact location would be like looking for a needle in a haystack.
And what the Batman Who Laughs needs to do now is:
"I'm here to deliver intelligence to you, Emperor Joker. Didn't you want the position of troublemaker the most, my old friend? Well, this time I'm willing to offer it to you with both hands."
But the Emperor Joker did not directly accept what seemed so readily available.
"Well, to be honest. When Batman Dragon broke out of the coffin, I had already stolen some from your mind."
"But not entirely, is it?"
The Emperor Joker did not speak. He was an emperor, the de facto ruler of a Joker Empire that had briefly existed in the trans-timeline.
The reason he's behaving so normally now is not because his mental illness has been cured, but because he doesn't want to show the manic state he only displays when facing Batman in front of bastards like the Batman Who Laughs.
This guy is not Batman at all.
When facing gangsters, the Joker, aside from sometimes needing to project an image of madness to instill fear, also presents himself as a normal businessman at other times. Although most of the time the Joker's deals are purely sabotage without a specific objective, the money he pays is still real, right?
As for the temptations offered by the Laughing Bat...
No matter how expensive the gifts you give a girl, she won't be interested in you if she doesn't like you.
The Emperor Clown didn't even bother to kneel and ask what the other party was offering with both hands, or what kind of reward they wanted.
Even so, he still managed to exchange a few words with the other person, albeit with some difficulty.
"So, are you now going to give me the exact location of the troublemaker?"
"Indeed," said the Bat Who Laughs.
"And in return, I need your help once... What? No, certainly not now, Your Majesty the Great Emperor Clown..."
The Emperor Joker was getting impatient. Even though the Batman Who Laughs was offering him the information he wanted most, the disgust he felt made him want to vomit.
He tried his best to keep a cold face and not let out any of the maniacal laughter that Batman had encountered with the Joker, but it still disgusted him enough.
Then he glanced at the specific location given to him by the Batman Who Laughs, and it was basically consistent with the information he had previously crawled from the Batman Who Laughs's brain, but it was still not a specific place, but rather a general area.
Is it possible to summon a troublemaker with a single spell in that place...?
But if he could, the Emperor Joker would prefer to have a precise location, which would allow him to conserve more of his power to interfere with reality.
"The location, right? No, of course it won't be the exact location. You'll need to search little by little. I'm already doing a great job by narrowing down the search area for you to this extent."
The Bat of Laughter was telling the truth; five-dimensional beings aren't fireflies.
With a snap, the conversation between the two who loathed each other finally came to an end. The Batman Who Laughs severed his connection with the Emperor Joker, sat silently for a while, and then a sly smile appeared on his lips.
Yes, he did tell the troublemaker his current location; his surveillance of five-dimensional beings was unparalleled.
But he didn't tell the Emperor Joker another "detail," a detail that would turn his mission into a death mission with a slim chance of survival.
He had laid a trap for his opponent, just waiting for the Emperor Joker to fall into it. A troublemaker could very well be the Emperor Joker's supplement, his food, but if...
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Chen Tao, who had just returned to Queen Hecate's world, hadn't even had a chance to divide up the many laughing treasures he had brought back when he saw the final smelting results from the mages. Now, the Horrifying Lantern had truly become Queen Hecate and the fire giant Surtur's breeding ground.
Not far away, the moon was now engulfed in flames. Even from that great distance, Chen Tao could feel the heat emanating from the planet. From Earth, the moon appeared to be ablaze, practically half a sun. Chen Tao knew that there were probably two suns in the sky now, and the whole world was in chaos.
"Incredible," he said. "Even the fire giants couldn't break your seal. It's truly amazing."
In a head-on battle, even all the mages tied together wouldn't be enough to take down Surtur one by one.
However, after the Lanternman was captured, the sorcerers were able to use him to place a seal on Surtr.
The magic test is a place where the outcome of battles is often unpredictable and baffling, which is why most Batmen hate magic the most.
"We've only utilized Hecate's power and Surtur's self-imposed limitations. But this magical alteration is extremely dangerous and not permanent," the helmeted Doctor Fate warned Chen Tao. "We're currently only using magic to temporarily bind Surtur and Hecate to that body, and half the credit for this comes from a spell Surtur previously cast on the Lantern Horror, which actively bound the two of them."
Doctor Fate stated, "This fragile seal and connection has limitations; unless another power is introduced, otherwise..."
"And that's exactly what I'm going to do," Chen Tao said.
"Then where does this power come from?"
"Doctor Fate asked."
(End of this chapter)