nyslfriends Chapter 1320 The female devil: Can you tell a joke?
Chapter 1320 The female devil: Can you tell a joke?
Chapter 1320 The female devil: Can you tell a joke?
After leaving Tianyin Sect, Hong Yuye looked at the white dog and asked, "Why are you bringing a dog with you?"
The sun was shining brightly as they walked along the river. There was a secret place in front of them.
This is what I had inquired about before.
A lot of people went in.
But there are not so many opportunities anymore.
It seems that the secret realm will only dissipate after all opportunities have been obtained.
Jiang Hao looked at Xiao Wang and said, "It can eat spirits. There are things suppressing it over there. The demons whose qi and blood are suppressed will probably concentrate on cultivating their spirits. It will be difficult for others to deal with them.
"It's much more convenient with Xiao Wang here."
"Can't you handle it yourself?" Hong Yuye asked.
Jiang Hao thought for a moment and said, "The Blood Forbidden Stone is not mine. If it is taken away to suppress it, it will definitely cease to exist. Xiao Wang's power can supplement some of the suppression. When the time comes, I can apply the Mountain and Sea Mark, which should be able to minimize the loss.
“I just don’t know what kind of dispute it will be.”
If the opponent's strength exceeds that of a celestial being, it would be quite troublesome for me to face him.
Logically speaking, in an era like this, even if there are immortals among the demon clan, they would not act rashly.
Not even awake yet.
But don’t be afraid of ten thousand, just be afraid of the eventuality.
After hesitating for a while, he looked at Hong Yuye and asked, "Senior, what kind of strong person do you think there will be over there?"
Hearing this, Hong Yuye laughed: "If there is an accident, you want me to help?"
Jiang Hao also said frankly: "I do have such an idea."
"It's not impossible, but you need to pay something." Hong Yuye said.
"What is it?" Jiang Hao asked.
If you just want to pick up something, it doesn't matter. You owe four or five items anyway, so just add one more.
Hong Yuye walked side by side with Jiang Hao. She looked ahead and thought for a moment before saying:
“Can you tell a joke?”
Uh? Jiang Hao was a little confused:
"What do you mean, senior?"
Hong Yuye said calmly, "Have you ever seen me smile?"
Hearing this, Jiang Hao frowned slightly and responded: "Senior is wise and brave, with both literary and martial virtues, so it is natural for him to be serious."
"Speak normally." Hong Yuye said.
"I've never seen you smile happily, senior." Jiang Hao replied.
Jiang Hao has seen smiles, half-smiles, and sneers.
But her smile is as beautiful as a flower, her smile is captivating, and her smile is knowing. Jiang Hao has probably never seen such a smile before.
Hong Yuye said calmly: "I haven't seen it since I opened my eyes."
"So what you want me to do is tell a joke?" Jiang Hao was a little bit unbelievable.
In his opinion, the majesty of Red Rain Leaf is unshakable.
Why is it suddenly different?
"You can try it. If you succeed, I can help you. I'm not sure what the consequences will be if you fail, but you will definitely regret it." Hong Yuye said with narrowed eyes.
For a moment, Jiang Hao felt threatened, but he was used to this kind of threat.
Not threatening makes people feel uncomfortable.
But the joke
He's not very good at it.
On the way, Jiang Hao thought for a while and said, "I used to believe in a saying, don't despise the poor young people. After decades of hard work, I began to believe in the saying, don't despise the poor middle-aged people."
After saying that, he looked at Hong Yuye.
The latter's calm eyes revealed a sneer: "According to your age in the secular world, you are now old, and you should believe in not despising the elderly and poor."
Jiang Hao was stunned for a moment, then lowered his head and said, "Senior is right."
"Go on." Hong Yuye said calmly and walked forward.
She kicked Xiao Wang and let the dog lead the way.
Xiao Wang was very excited. It was his honor to work for his two masters.
As long as you can stay away from it a little, it's all good.
Everything that has value is safe.
"Senior, what do you think is the secret to staying young?" Jiang Hao asked.
"The secret of youth?" Hong Yuye thought for a moment and said, "Enlightenment, recognition by the Great Dao, and living with the Great Dao?"
Jiang Hao shook his head: "I lied about my age."
Hong Yuye, who was walking, suddenly stopped, turned around and looked at Jiang Hao without blinking.
Then he stretched out a hand and gently touched Jiang Hao's forehead with his index finger.
then.
boom!
Jiang Hao flew backwards like a cannonball.
After a long time, Jiang Hao came back in a mess.
"I'm sorry to have embarrassed you, senior." Jiang Hao said with his head down.
"Do you know why I took action?" Hong Yuye asked.
"The junior's jokes are not funny." Jiang Hao replied.
"Not really, I just suddenly remembered that I haven't done it for a long time." Hong Yuye said casually.
Jiang Hao: "."
Hong Yuye said calmly: "Keep talking, I promise not to do anything."
"When I was a child, my stepmother taught me to write. I had poor talent and could never learn a simple word. She started beating me when she got anxious. Then, when she was tired, she sat down to rest. I wanted to ask her if she had eaten to ease my situation, but unfortunately I couldn't speak much when I was a child, so I blurted out: You haven't eaten yet." Jiang Hao looked at Hong Yuye and said.
Hearing this, Hong Yuye looked at Jiang Hao and said, "Are you mocking me for being so gentle just now?"
Jiang Hao was stunned.
I never have such an idea.
Then he felt like he was flying again.
Didn’t you promise not to take action?
It took Jiang Hao a lot of time to reach the entrance to the secret realm.
After getting knocked out twice, he decided to stop telling jokes.
Save yourself the trouble.
In this way, we don’t know whether the other party will take action.
After entering the secret realm, Jiang Hao identified it and then asked some people.
After confirming it, we found an exit from the secret realm.
"I don't know if Xiao Wang can pass." Jiang Hao said.
"Let's go." Hong Yuye took the lead and walked inside.
Xiao Wang followed him in, with Jiang Hao at the back.
Then the three of them successfully appeared on a grassland.
There were many monks watching this side, seemingly waiting for the people inside to come out.
"Which sect are they from? Why don't I remember these two people?" A sturdy man standing on a flying sword frowned slightly, then looked at Jiang Hao and asked, "Which sect are you from?"
Jiang Hao thought for a moment and smiled, "Baiyun Palace, ancient and today."
"Baiyun Palace?" The middle-aged man frowned and asked, "Where are the people from Baiyun Palace? Are they from your sect?"
In the past, Jiang Hao might have been worried, but the strongest of these people could only reach the Immortal Stage, and none of them were human immortals, so there was naturally no need to worry too much.
Even if the people from Baiyun Palace said that they were not each other's people, it didn't matter.
If you say it is, it is it.
Soon an old man came out, with a childlike face and white hair, and quite a bit of prestige.
The level of cultivation to become an immortal is quite remarkable.
He looked at Jiang Hao and frowned slightly, "Which palace are you from?"
"Inner disciple." Jiang Hao replied with a smile.
The old man frowned even deeper and asked, "Whose disciple are you?"
"Chang Wei is my senior brother." Jiang Hao replied.
"Qingcheng Palace, disciple of Ying Ming?" the old man asked.
Jiang Hao nodded: "Yes."
"That's right." The old man looked at the middle-aged man and said.
"Although that's true, you still don't have a place. Pay two hundred thousand spirit stones and you can leave." said the middle-aged sturdy man.
Jiang Hao looked at the other party with some surprise: "Two hundred thousand is not a small amount, what should I do if I don't have it?"
"Withstand three of my palms. If you survive, you can take your men away." The sturdy man said coldly.
Jiang Hao stood there and smiled, "Come on then."
The sturdy man frowned and sneered, "Youth is full of vigor."
Then he took a step forward, quickly appeared in front of Jiang Hao, and struck out with a palm.
He wanted to make the person in front of him regret his arrogance.
boom!
The sturdy man used a lot of strength to strike this palm, but for some reason it was as if he was hitting an endless ocean and he couldn't feel any power.
Then Wang Yang seemed to move.
Then it came whistling.
Huge waves are coming.
The sturdy man was a little dazed, and then he wanted to escape in fear.
The aura of power that could destroy the world came roaring towards them.
boom!
The sturdy man, who was originally very aggressive, flew backwards the moment he attacked Jiang Hao.
Blood spurted out in the middle.
Then he fell heavily to the ground, apparently suffering serious injuries.
He looked at Jiang Hao in horror, somewhat unbelievably.
At this time, Jiang Hao walked towards the sturdy man lying on the ground and said:
"I'm new here and I'm short of some spirit stones. I wonder if you could lend me 200,000?"
Looking at the person coming, the sturdy man swallowed and handed over two hundred thousand spirit stones with trembling hands.
After putting away the spirit stone, Jiang Hao smiled and nodded, then looked at everyone around him and said:
"Does anyone else think I can't leave?"
For a moment, everyone was afraid to speak and stepped back a distance.
The same is true for the old man from Baiyun Palace.
In this way, Jiang Hao, Hong Yuye and Xiao Wang disappeared in the blink of an eye.
So, the strong man looked at the old man from Baiyun Palace and asked, "Who is he?"
"I don't know. At least there is no such person as Ying Ming in our sect. But the casual look of the other party lets me know that he doesn't care whether it is a trap or not." said the old man.
Strong man: "."
So am I the only one who bumped into it stupidly?
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overseas.
Ao Xue stood under the Heart of the Ancestral Dragon. At this moment, endless power was rushing towards the Heart of the Ancestral Dragon.
“I didn’t expect there are so many ignorant people overseas.”
She was a little angry.
In the end, the Twelve Heavenly Kings chose not to take action.
Not for anything else, just for the greatest smile of all time, San Sheng.
The dragon clan spread the news that Xiao Sansheng was selfish and ended up killing himself.
But there was also news that the dragon clan was striving for the greatest fortune in ancient and modern times.
The Twelve Heavenly Kings and the Number One of Ancient and Modern Times became immortals together.
It is impossible for them to help the dragon clan at this time.
Otherwise, how can they rule overseas?
Ao Hai originally wanted to go to where the Twelve Heavenly Kings were and make them face reality.
But suddenly a secret method blocked his communication with his ancestral land.
In other words, the ancient land was blocked.
It was the Tianling tribe who took action.
This put Ao Hai and Ao Xue under attack from both sides.
In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, I gave up doing other things.
I can only continue to replenish the power of the Ancestral Dragon's Heart.
"It seems that after the death of our predecessor, many people who had been avoiding us have started to take advantage of our misfortune." Ao Xue said.
“No problem.” Ao Hai fell from the sky and said calmly: “Now is still the time when human immortals and true immortals walk around, and basically no one above the true immortals will walk around casually.
“Except for some old monsters who have already given up their chance, no one can be our opponent.
"only."
"Just what?" Ao Xue asked.
"That Xiao Sansheng." Ao Hai said in a low voice: "He is not simple."
"Isn't he dead too?" Ao Xue said.
"Such an extraordinary person, is he really alone? I'm worried that there is someone behind him.
“If there is, they will definitely be enemies with our dragon clan.
“The ancestral land was isolated, perhaps it was their method.
"In addition, the news from the Heart of the Ancestral Dragon needs to be replenished as soon as possible, perhaps there are concerns in this regard." Ao Hai said.
"But no matter how powerful a person is, he can't destroy the Heart of the Ancestral Dragon, right?" Ao Xue asked.
“That’s true.” Ao Hai nodded, and then said, “But I still hope to get help from the remaining dragons.
"I've asked the people at Tianxialou to look for it. I'll go there as soon as I get any news."
"Is it necessary?" Ao Xue asked.
"Be careful." Ao Hai frowned and said:
"The progress here cannot be accelerated, otherwise it would be safer."
"Just a few years, a blink of an eye." Ao Xue said.
Ao Hai didn't say much, he had a vague feeling of uneasiness.
The situation overseas was somewhat complicated, and he felt that someone was targeting their dragon clan.
It is not a haphazard targeting, but a planned targeting.
It's not simple yet.
He knew the situation of the Tianling Clan, and even if the other party really had a way to stop them, they probably wouldn't be able to do it.
There are people helping them from behind.
There are only so many forces overseas, and he would be able to sense something if someone took action. At least he would definitely notice it after a long time.
But now there is nothing.
This means that there is a high probability that the Immortal Sect intervened.
But the Immortal Sect still couldn't do anything with the Heart of the Ancestral Dragon.
What is the Ancestral Dragon Heart worried about?
Naturally, it is related to Xiao Sansheng.
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On overseas islands.
Nangong Yue sat there in a daze.
She has been like this for a long time.
Ever since she learned that Xiao Sansheng was dead, she felt that everything was hopeless.
"How could that be? How could he die?"
She often said it in her mind.
I still cannot understand why Xiao Sansheng, the most unscrupulous and most powerful person in ancient and modern times, would die.
He was killed by the dragon clan.
She was filled with anger and wanted to vent it on the dragon clan.
But the two dragons in the Heart of the Ancestral Dragon were too strong, and she was no match for them now.
Even among the people here, there are not many who can deal with them.
Strong people at the level of celestial beings are basically silent.
At first, a group of them took action in Mingyue Sect, but they also became silent after returning.
At that time, it was a fight for the foundation of the Heavenly Dao.
There is nothing worth giving up the opportunity to walk out now.
Xiao Sansheng's death meant nothing to them.
But Nangong Yue couldn't tell the secret.
In recent years, she actually wanted to go to the Tianyin Sect, or even return to the Lawless Tower.
You can get some extraordinary news there.
But she didn't dare go in.
Because in front of the King of Hai Luo, many secrets will no longer be secrets.
The secret in her heart cannot be known to others.
After hesitating for a long time, Nangong Yue decided to take a trip to the Abyss Sea.
Go and see the Heart of the Ancestral Dragon.
She would not rashly commit suicide.
At this time, an old man came up to Nangong Yue and asked, "How are you?"
"I'm fine." Nangong Yue shook her head: "Why is the senior here?"
“They decided to remain silent and wait for that person to wake up. Now they have to focus on improving their cultivation.
“We haven’t gained much benefit since the arrival of the Great World, and now that person is being forcibly suppressed.
“We have to push harder.
“I have collected enough things, so I decided to keep quiet.
"What about you?" the old man asked Nangong Yue.
"Senior, do you think we can deal with those two dragons?" Nangong Yue asked.
The old man shook his head: "There is no need for that. If it is a personal grudge against you, they will not take action."
Nangong Yue opened her mouth, but said nothing in the end.
She decided to go and see for herself.
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It’s a new month again, and I think the writing this month is pretty good.
The plot after death has already been decided, and many foreshadowings have been laid, but it cannot be written in too much detail.
There should be one more chapter left, and then everything will be complete.
In short, please ask for a guaranteed monthly ticket at the beginning of the month.
This month's content should be okay.
(End of this chapter)