nyslfriends Chapter 256 I'm jealous of myself!
Chapter 256 I'm jealous of myself!
As Yang Mi scrolled down, her hands trembled more and more.
"This...this was all her doing by herself?"
Yang Mi pointed to the headlines "Platform Crash" and "Airfares Soar," her voice rising eight octaves:
"She's just a newcomer on a talent show, and she's managed to bring all the overseas Chinese home with her singing?"
"And what the heck is this 'victim's family' thing?"
Yu Zheng chuckled and leaned closer mysteriously:
"When this child shouted, not only did the young people go crazy, but all the elderly people in China felt like she was their own precious baby."
"Look at our crew, half of them knelt in front of the TV last night to listen to that song."
Yang Mi took a deep breath and looked ahead again.
At this moment, Jiang Bai was carrying four heavy breakfasts, moving her feet amidst the staff's reminders: "Teacher Bai Zhi, walk slowly," "Don't burn yourself," and "Watch your step."
"Four breakfasts..."
Yang Mi stared at the several paper bags filled to the brim in Jiang Bai's hand, muttering to herself:
"Is she really planning to eat it all by herself?"
Yu Zheng calmly took a sip of tea:
"See? Xiaobai's physique is a gift from God."
"I reckon she's in a hurry to go back inside and have a big meal right now."
.......
Return to the lounge.
Just as Yu Zheng had said, Jiang Bai didn't waste a moment and immediately started eating with both hands without any regard for appearances.
With his left hand clutching a large, juicy braised pork bun and his right hand holding a spoonful of congee with preserved egg and lean pork, his cheeks bulged out like a hamster hoarding food.
"Phew... That was great! I give Yu Laoliu a perfect score for this breakfast treat."
Just as he was eating with his mouth full of oil, his "tough guy spirit" filled with carbohydrates, a golden lightning bolt that was bright enough to dazzle the eyes suddenly flashed through his mind!
[Ding! Host's real-time popularity points have exceeded 5,000,000!]
[Congratulations, host, you have triggered a milestone reward: 1 opportunity to produce an album for a top-tier superstar team!]
This reward includes a world-class post-production mixing team, Grammy-level arrangers, and top-tier online streaming support!
[Note: This product is manufactured by the system and is guaranteed to be of high quality. A "Great Fortune" buff will be activated on the day of sale to ensure maximum exposure across all platforms and bring you abundant good luck!]
"Pfft—cough cough cough!"
Jiang Bai nearly spat out the shrimp he was eating, frantically pounding his chest as his eyes widened and his breathing became rapid.
"Tongzi! What did you say? A diva-level album? Available on all platforms? Or some kind of super lucky buff?"
Jiang Bai didn't even bother wiping the oil from his mouth; his breathing became rapid.
As someone who has just entered the music industry, Jiang Bai knows all too well the significance of this reward.
In today's music scene, the promotion and distribution costs for a top-tier album start at at least in the tens of millions.
Even so, they still had to beg and plead to find a big-name producer.
Now, the system has directly presented him with ready-made "divine equipment"!
If you combine this divine equipment reward with the purchase of some classic, top-tier songs...
The combination of two gods made them an instant sensation!
It's a kind of fame that's a thousand times more than appearing on "The Voice of China"!
"Master, I need to discuss something with you."
Jiang Bai rubbed his hands together, a certain green light flashing in his eyes, and spoke in a fawning tone.
"This album should have ten songs, right?"
"Look... could you make them all male singers? So my big Jiang Bai can finally have a turnaround?"
[Ding! Host, this system is the 'All-Powerful Actress System,' not the 'All-Powerful King System.']
[This reward can only be given to the alternate account 'Jiang Baizhi'!]
Jiang Bai's smile vanished instantly, and he deflated like a punctured balloon.
"Only female singers? That's sexism!"
He opened the system backend in grief and anger, glanced at the data comparison between the two accounts, and felt a dull pain in his chest.
Small (Angelica dahurica):
Representative musical works: "Love You" and "Baby".
Current status: She has been chosen as the leading lady in domestic films, achieved a score of 1995 on The Voice of China, is beloved by the elderly across the internet, played Empress Zhang Yan in Yu Zheng's drama series, and was nicknamed "Little Lobster" in "The Mischievous Princess," among other roles.
The speed at which it gained popularity was like riding a Falcon 9 rocket.
It can be said that film, television, and music are flourishing everywhere!
Large size (Jiang Bai):
Representative musical work: "My Future Is Not a Dream".
Current situation: Background noise from a live stream mishap, a potential candidate for "The Masked Singer," and a model student from the Shanghai Theatre Academy?
The speed at which it gains popularity is like pushing a tricycle through a quagmire.
Not to mention, it's flourishing everywhere in film, television, and music.
Even after pitifully waiting for a chance to record "The Masked Singer," they still had to ride the coattails of a secondary account to gain popularity.
Jiang Bai looked at the dismal data comparison. Although "My Future Is Not a Dream" gained some popularity due to the live broadcast accident, its number of favorites was only a few hundred thousand.
Compare that to the millions of favorites for "Love You," where the comments section is flooded with "wife lovey-dovey" messages...
At that moment, Jiang Bai admitted that he was jealous.
He was so jealous he was practically going crazy!
"I'm actually jealous of myself?"
"Okay, I admit it, I'm just jealous! Who would believe me if I said I'm jealous of myself?"
"System, look at this data comparison. Is this even polite?"
Jiang Bai pointed to the backstage areas of the main and alternate accounts, his tone filled with grief and indignation:
"Jiang Baizhi's account now has millions of collections. 'Love You' has almost become a national square dance song, and 'I Love You China' has been directly deified. Its popularity is about to break through the atmosphere."
"Look at my own account again. Although 'My Future Is Not a Dream' was a hit, it only has a few hundred thousand favorites. Compared to this, it's like a stagnant pool, not even capable of making a ripple!"
"As for the other songs, while the data didn't flop too badly, they didn't become popular either!"
"Compared to the two, I don't believe you, system, didn't interfere!"
Jiang Bai took a big bite of the steamed bun:
"No!"
"If things continue to decline like this, I'll truly be living in my own shadow for the rest of my life!"
[Ding! Host, admit it, you're just a noob who can't even carry a high-level character with "The Eye of Fortune". We suggest you dedicate yourself to the cross-dressing business and achieve financial freedom as soon as possible.]
"Shut up! I refuse to believe it!"
A top-tier production team!
Grammy-caliber post-production!
Top-tier streaming across the entire network!
If all these good things go to the smaller Jiang Baizhi, when will the main Jiang Baizhi ever get a chance to shine?
I absolutely have to get a piece of their pie!
Jiang Bai's eyes flickered, and an extremely lewd... no, extremely brilliant idea surged into his mind.