nyslfriends Chapter 2396 The Weird Bat Family (7)
Chapter 2396 The Weird Bat Family (7)
Chapter 2427 Weird Bat Family (7)
Little Bruce's mouth opened, but he didn't say anything. Before coming here, his focus had been on the battle of wits with the insurance investigator. When he met Martha and Thomas before, Martha and Thomas Thomas' focus is also on Bruce and Batman in the main universe, and he has nothing to do with him at all.
Batman's inability to fight encounters is also reflected in the fact that he is not very good at making up nonsense on the spot. This does not mean that his brain is slow, but it is just that he has a long swing before speaking. When making up nonsense on the spot, he always suspects that he has loopholes and has to go through it in his head. You cannot do it hundreds of times, which will lead to a longer window period.
As we all know, only answers that are fluent and blurted out without thinking will make people think it is the truth. After asking a question, the other party ponders for a long time and then remains silent for a long time. No matter how you look at it, it is made up.
After little Bruce was silent for 20 seconds, Martha frowned slightly.
"Maybe I will go to Gotham University." Little Bruce didn't say it too harshly, because he felt that Thomas and Martha might have other arrangements, but no matter what, he would not go to this university properly, because of that The insurance investigator named Jerome is also a college student. It would be embarrassing to meet him in school.
"How were your grades?" Thomas asked, "Which high school did you go to?"
"I haven't read it yet." Little Bruce recalled, "If nothing else happens, I will go directly to the second semester of my freshman year of high school after I go back."
"That means you skipped half a year of classes."
Little Bruce nodded. He wanted to say that he had not only skipped classes for half a year, but that he had not studied well throughout junior high school. He spent most of his time investigating his mother's affairs and a small part of his time hiding around to disturb Jerome. action.
Although there is really nothing for Batman to learn from the middle and high school courses, you obviously cannot say the same to your parents, especially when they really want you to study.
"We don't expect you to learn anything really useful in school," Thomas said, "but you have to participate in school and engage in activities with your peers that are appropriate for your age. It’s unreasonable not to face problems every day that are far beyond your age.”
"But I'm capable of dealing with these problems." Little Bruce shook his head and said, "And I think activities at my age are boring."
"Yes, you have the ability to deal with a problem that is one level difficult, and then you will find a problem that is two levels difficult. At this time, your ability is temporarily not enough, so you start to think of various ways Improve your abilities. After successfully solving this problem with a difficulty of two, you will soon find a problem with a difficulty of three before you..."
"In the end, when everyone else is still playing the first level, you have already played the 100th level. You are in the same age group as them, but you are no longer in the same world. And when they have passed the 100th level, At level 100, you are no longer a human being.”
Thomas' tone revealed helplessness, and his eyes would occasionally glance in the direction of the door. Although there was nothing there, the Batmans all knew who he was looking at.
"For you, the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility. The greater the responsibility, the greater the ability. The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility, until in the end you become omnipotent."
Thomas nodded and said, "Except for losing the joy, anger and sorrow that humans should have, everything is pretty good, right?"
"But I'm already facing a lot of problems now." Little Bruce could understand what they were saying, but he still insisted: "I have to solve them, otherwise everything will get worse."
"Yes, it was like that in the past." Martha took him over, touched his shoulder and said, "The same is true for Robins. They take on these responsibilities just because no one can go, and if they don't go, everything will be ruined." It will all get worse.”
"But it's different now. We have something to rely on, something to rely on. You can go to work, but you can also be free, because someone will take over your job and make sure everything is running smoothly."
"This is how human beings have developed." Thomas continued: "We push this car forward, and when we are tired, we replace it with others, our relatives, friends, and everyone who is willing to support us. "
Little Bruce was silent. He could rationally understand what Thomas said, but Batman's common problem is that he always wants to push the car a little further, a little further. It is best to push the car to the end alone, because he always wants to push the car to the finish line alone. He was worried that if he let go, whoever took his place would not only cause the car to roll backwards, but would also be run over by the car.
"Those excessive worries are abnormal." Martha hugged little Bruce and said, "Others may see it, but some people don't know how to take care of it, and some people are not capable of taking care of it. Maybe after all, they don't need to take care of it."
"But your mother and I can't do that. We are both your biological parents and your legal guardians. If a parent knows that his son has an abnormality in his mental state but doesn't ask about it or doesn't take strong measures, Let him receive treatment and recover, which is not only irresponsible to him, but also irresponsible to the society."
Thomas raised his eyes and looked at Robin before saying: "Batman's mentality will not only endanger himself, but if this kind of mental illness that can significantly affect others is not curbed, then there will be no mental hospitals in the world." It’s necessary.”
Except for Bruce Jr., the other Batmen were speechless. With their intelligence, they could certainly feel that their mental state was different from that of most people in the world. Although they were reluctant to admit that this had reached the level of illness, the results showed that every one of these Batmen had had a significant impact on their world. "So, at least during the time you stay here, you have to stop your terrible evolution." Thomas said, "No one here asks you to save the safety of the universe, and someone will naturally help you deal with the bad situation in your original universe." "So what is it now? Vacation?" Batwoman said, "I thought we were just staying in the manor for a few days and then going back to our homes." "Of course not." Martha said somewhat dissatisfiedly, "Your universe is far away from here, and it is difficult to come here. How can you stay for a few days and leave?" "And we have to go on an outing." Red Robin suggested, "It's boring with too few people, why don't we go to see who catches more fish." "Oh, my God." Red Hood said with obvious collapse, "Can you stop talking about fishing? Do I have to repeat that you and Thomas didn't catch a single fish after fishing for 10 hours until midnight? And you have to go again the next day." Nightwing's mouth twitched, and it was obvious that they had some bad memories about fishing. "That's because Thomas got the bait formula wrong. Arthur clearly said that flaxseed must be added, but he insisted on using olive oil instead."
"But you only caught two fish the next day!"
"That's because we didn't choose a good place at the time." Thomas explained: "Tim was dawdling that day and we were half an hour late, so all the good fishing spots were occupied."
Red Hood sighed deeply and said: "You just taught Batman a lesson for sleeping too late during the experiment a few days ago, and the next day you met in the living room at 3 a.m., and Batman was "I'm going to sleep, and you're still making bait in the kitchen."
"Okay." Martha stopped them from sabotaging each other and said, "If we're going to Brudhaven for an outing, we must go sea fishing, or maybe we can go to Port Cien by boat, but you must promise me to go to bed early and get up early..."
Alfred quickly brought the sliced bread up, brushed it with a little garlic olive oil, and put it on the stove to heat it until the crust was crispy. They began to use a knife to pick up butter and spread it on the bread, then cut the fried eggs and forked the vegetables into their mouths.
Then it was the sausage-sharing part of a very traditional family English breakfast. The sausages that Alfred had made before were brought up, and Martha cut them separately. There were four different sausages on each plate, namely Thuringia black pepper sausage, frankfurter sausage, spicy lamb sausage and Lincolnshire sausage.
After distributing the sausages, Thomas handed everyone's plates to them. Martha cut the sausages on her plate and said, "I don't know who among you doesn't eat spicy food. If you are not used to it, give the sausages to the person next to you."
"Oh, by the way." Martha turned her head and looked at the Batmobile parked next to her and said, "Alfred, do you think we need to get some gasoline or diesel? What flavor do you prefer?"
"Ordinary gasoline is fine. If I had some crude oil, I would like it even more. Mom, I can eat spicy food."
Alfred immediately went to find gasoline for the Batmobile, while Martha was still muttering about the arrangements later, "We won't go out camping right away. The weather is not suitable now. There is always heavy fog on the sea, so it is not suitable to go out fishing."
"So those who are still in school need to go back to school for a week. Little Bruce, Dick from other universes was also preparing for school. To prepare for high school, I think we can first hire the tutor he hired before, and then we will invite him and your future high school teacher to dinner this Saturday, you have to make some preparations. "
Martha looked at Batwoman and said, "I'm sorry, but there is already a Batman who works until 3 a.m. every day, so I'm afraid you don't have much time to use the equipment in the Batcave, and I don't think you like to hang out in the manor."
"Gotham is in ruins, but it's not necessary to say that there is something that Batman must help with. I think we should call Diana and ask her to find you a job at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. It's leisurely and comfortable there, and you can occasionally paint and learn opera."
Batwoman opened her mouth to say that she was not interested in these things at all, but she remembered that Silvester had said before that his dream was to be an opera singer, but because of his family background, he never realized it.
Batwoman sighed in her heart and nodded. There was no problem with appreciating the opera, but it was better to forget about asking her to sing.
"Then you." Martha looked at Flash Batman and said, "If, as you said, Barry's soul is still in your body, you have to find a way to separate him and create a new body for him." "But as I said, there is already a Batman in the Batcave, and it may not be able to withstand two Batmen working efficiently there at the same time, so I think you should make some theoretical preparations. Thomas will make an appointment with a professor of mechanical engineering at Metropolitan University for you, and maybe you can also use the laboratory there..."
Before Batman Flash could answer, Barry started yelling in his head. Batman Flash was about to tell Barry to shut up, but then he remembered that Martha and Thomas were still watching, so he could only hold back.
"And you." Martha looked at the mechanical Batman next to her and said, "I think you have your own understanding of this mechanical body, and since it can still be used for the time being, there is no need to touch it."
"However, with so many people going on vacation together, the preparation work is still very hard. Alfred is getting older, so you have to be considerate of your old butler and use this powerful body to help him carry some things."