nyslfriends Chapter 162 I Just Like You Idiots Who Are Sold And Count Money For Others!
Chapter 162 I Just Like You Idiots Who Are Sold And Count Money For Others!
As expected of an innate strongman, after a while, the Tengu God Catcher crawled out of the pit.
Facing a group of stunned monks, he wiped off the dust on his body, and smiled embarrassingly: "It was just an accident just now! When the old man was about to climb to the entrance of the cave, he heard a strange sound. It fell off! It will never happen this time! Please wait patiently, the old man will come as soon as he goes!"
After finishing speaking, he once again performed lightness kung fu and soared into the sky.
At this moment, he heard that strange voice again, which made his mind trance again.
When he woke up, it was too late.
He saw a boulder falling from the sky and hit him on the forehead.
The Tengu God Catcher let out a scream.
"oops!"
Then, both the man and the boulder fell.
The Tengu God Catcher fell to the ground first, followed by the boulder, which hit the Tengu's forehead again.
Then, because of the dog god catcher, he let out another scream.
"oops!"
Monks: "...
After a while, Tengu God Catcher crawled out of the pit again, and said in embarrassment, "It was also an accident just now, so it doesn't count! I plugged my ears this time, so there should be no problem!"
After plugging his ears with hair, the Tengu God Catcher soared into the sky again.
In less than a moment, the gorgeousness fell down.
"Boom"
"oops!"
Monks: "...
In the time that followed, the Tengu God Caught repeated defeats and defeats.
Take the road that the old monk walked, and walk it completely.
In the end, he was covered in scars.
The old monk couldn't stand it anymore: "Amitabha! Tengu benefactor, give up, you won't be able to climb up! If you keep struggling, you will just lose your life!"
The dog's face was covered with blood, and his face was ferocious: "I don't believe it, a small pothole, it's hard to beat me! I can't help my fate!!!"
Exercising lightness kung fu again, he soared into the sky lightly.
Then it fell cleanly to the ground again.
"oops!"
"Boom"
Monks: "...
Three days later, Lin Beifan got a message from Song Yufei.
"Tengu God Catchment also disappeared, maybe something unexpected happened! Because he disappeared in 08 in the process of searching for Master Three Idiots. The situation is very serious. Buddhism attaches great importance to it, and another god has appeared!"
Lin Beifan drank his tea calmly: "What is the name of this god catcher, and what are his abilities?"
Concubine Song Yu said: "That god catcher is named Guojianglong, he is especially good at tracking down criminals, and his lightness kungfu is very good, he can compete with your subordinates with empty hands! It is said that he has found a trace of Tiangou God catcher The whereabouts are currently being tracked, and news will come back soon!"
Lin Beifan nodded: "Crossing the River Dragon, a very powerful catcher, I admire him very much!"
Because, he has already found the pothole.
He was lying on the pothole and shouting loudly: "Is there anyone down there? Is there anyone? Tengu, this old man has tracked you down. If you are still alive, please respond!"
"Here... I am here! Master Three Idiots... is here too! Everyone is..." A weak voice came from below the pothole.
Although the voice was very fragile and intermittent, Guo Jianglong could tell that it was the voice of Tengu.
The two are both enemies and friends, and are very familiar with each other.
So, Crossing the River Dragon was overjoyed: "It's good that you are here, I will go down and rescue you now!"
The voice below the pothole was anxious: "You must not come down, don't come down!"
Guo Jianglong was very puzzled: "Why didn't you let me come down?"
"Because you've come down, you can't go up again!"
"What? You bastard, you actually underestimate this old man!" Crossing the River Dragon seemed to have been greatly insulted.
You know, what he is most proud of is his lightness kung fu, no matter what kind of dangerous terrain he can walk on.
There is no river that he cannot cross, no mountain that he cannot climb.
Back then, he received a mission to track down Miao Kongkong, the world's number one thief. After chasing for more than a month, the other party tried their best to get rid of him, so his reputation was greatly shaken.
Now, the bastard actually said that day that this small pothole could trap him?
He was simmering with fire in his heart, and wanted to let the other party see his level of lightness kung fu, so that he would not underestimate himself.
However, he is still very cautious.
Check the pothole for 4 weeks first, and then jump down after finding that there is no problem.
"Tengu, and Master Three Idiots, I have crossed the river and dragon to save you!"
The Tengu God was in a hurry: "Why did you come down? Didn't I tell you not to come down?"
Guo Jianglong said disapprovingly: "If you don't come down, how can I save you?"
The old monk was full of sadness: "It's over, it's over, another one is accompanying me in, Amitabha!"
"Amitabha!" The other young monks all looked desperate.
Crossing the River Dragon looked very uncomfortable.
What are you crying about? Does that mean you don't trust him?
Isn't it just a small pothole?
Can you still trap me across the river?
Crossing the River Dragon immediately patted his chest and said loudly: "Don't worry, the old man is very good at lightness kung fu, and he will surely rescue you out of trouble every day!"
As he spoke, he bent his body slightly: "Master Three Idiots, I'll carry you up first!"
Master Sanmo looked at the hole in the sky, remembered the unbearable experience, and shook his head immediately with lingering fear: "The benefactor of the dragon crossing the river, the poor monk is not feeling well, you should change someone first!"
"Good! What about you, little monk?"
The little monk immediately shook his head: "Benefactor, you should change someone first, the little monk is a little afraid of heights!"
"Okay, I'll change another one!"
As a result, after a round of invites, no one dared to go.
The dragon crossing the river is on fire: "The old man came to save you with good intentions, but none of you dared to go up? I don't want to say anything, Tiangou, you come first! If you refuse, let's see how I deal with you!"
Under everyone's gaze, Tengu God Catcher hesitated for a moment, but did not refuse.
After all, no matter how you say it, he is still a powerful innate, and he is also a god catcher who is famous all over the world.
If you dare not even try this, you will be laughed at by others.
"Okay, the old man comes first, but you must be careful!"
"Come on, stop moaning!"
Crossing the River Dragon picked up the wounded Tengu on his back, and then rushed to the entrance of the cave with a howl, the whole process was like climbing a ladder to the sky.
The monks below were full of admiration.
"The lightness kung fu of the benefactor of the dragon crossing the river is really amazing!"
"Yeah, it's admirable that you can still walk on the ground after carrying a person on your back!"
"This time, I think it might work!"
As a result, as soon as the words fell, Guojianglong and Tiangou both fell down and fell in love.
"oops!"
"oops!"
Then, the boulder fell.
They screamed again.
Monks: "..."
Seeing the two men covered in blood, the monks trembled with fright.
The old monk's muddy eyes seemed to see through fate, and he put his palms together and said: "God's will cannot be violated, let's accept our fate, Amitabha!"
Two days later, Song Yufei brought bad news to Lin Beifan.
"God Caught Across the River and Dragon also disappeared mysteriously!"
"The dragon crossing the river has also disappeared? This is already the second god catcher, this matter is no small matter..." He Gong's face became serious: "What do you think?"
"They may have encountered an accident!" Concubine Song Yu's face was equally solemn: "The Buddhist sect suspects that this is what the demon sect did. Only they have the ability and dare to do such a disgraceful thing!"
Lin Beifan nodded in agreement: "That's right, I think so too!"
Yaoyao, who was hiding somewhere, suddenly sneezed.
Song Yufei said: "So, the Buddhist sect plans to invite more strange people, as well as experts, to track down their whereabouts!"
Lin Beifan toasted a glass of wine: "I wish them success and an early reunion!"
With the blessing of Lin Beifan, many masters were dispatched, and they lived up to expectations, and found the pothole one after another.
Then, without exception, they all fell into it and couldn't get out.
As a result, there are more and more people under the pothole, and they can already gather more than a dozen tables of mahjong.
They looked up at the pothole above their heads, very depressed.
"This hole is really evil, you can only enter it, but you can't prove it!"
"Every time I climb up, there is always a force to stop it!"
"This old man has traveled all over the world and seen many strange things. I have never seen such a strange thing!"
"I hope people from the Buddhist sect can find this place based on the clues I left behind!"
"Don't expect other people, they will have the same fate when they come! Let's find a way to escape by ourselves!"
"That's right!"
After a few days like this, Concubine Song Yu brought a message.
"Those people are also missing! Since it took so long to find them and put everyone in danger, the Buddhist sect is in a hurry! I promise to the outside world: If anyone can find out their whereabouts, the Buddhist sect owes him a favor!"
Lin Beifan cheered up: "Really?"
"Naturally it is true!" Song Yufei explained: "After all, too many people have disappeared now! Except for Master Three Idiots, everyone else is a great figure, and the pressure on Buddhism is great!
Lin Beifan nodded.
"However, there are restrictions on their favors. They cannot violate the morals of the world, and they cannot violate morals and etiquette!"
Lin Beifan nodded again.
Although there are various restrictions, this favor is also very valuable!
Very useful at critical times!
Moreover, if those people were rescued, wouldn't they also owe him a favor?
These people are all well-known heroes in the rivers and lakes!
The most important thing is not to forget to repay your kindness, face is more important than life.
If you don't pay back the favor you owe to others, you won't be able to get along in the rivers and lakes.
Lin Beifan thought about it, and felt that this deal was worth it!
So a day later, Lin Beifan went to Concubine Song excitedly: "Miss Concubine Yu, after searching day and night, I have found their whereabouts! They are all fine and safe now!"
Concubine Song Yu was pleasantly surprised: "Your Majesty, is this true?"
"Of course, why did I lie to you?"
"Your Majesty, where are they now?"
"I'll take you there!"
Two days later, they came to the pothole.
Lin Beifan pointed to the dark pothole below, and said with a smile: "Miss Yufei, they are all in the pothole below! This pothole is a bit strange, it seems that there is a mysterious force that traps them and makes them go up." Not coming!"
"Really?" Concubine Song Yu was about to walk in to have a look.
But Lin Beifan pulled her into his arms: "Miss Yufei, be careful!"
Concubine Song Yu was dumbfounded: "Your Majesty, what's wrong?"
Lin Beifan said with some reproach: "Didn't I remind you just now? There is always a mysterious force in this pit, which can go down but not up! The stronger the strength, the greater the impact! Therefore, I am afraid that you will fall!"
"Thank you Your Majesty for your concern, can you let go now?"
"Cough cough, I was in a hurry just now, please
Miss Yufei, don't mind!" Lin Beifan let go of his hand and said apologetically.
Concubine Song Yu blushed, this was the first time he had been so intimate with a man.
If it wasn't for his good intentions, I couldn't help but draw my sword.
However, he still glared at Lin Beifan.
"lecher!"
Then, Concubine Song Yu stood three feet away from the entrance of the cave, communicating with the people below the cave.
Found that they were all there, and none was missing.
Although some people were injured, they were all skin traumas and nothing serious.
While he was relieved in his heart, he became distressed.
"The most important thing now is how to get them out of trouble. Since this pothole has a mysterious power that prevents others from coming up, ordinary methods are useless!"
Lin Beifan smiled slightly, and said confidently: "Miss Yufei, don't worry, I've already figured out a solution!"
"Your Majesty, what can you do?" Song Yufei asked curiously.
"The method is very simple!" Lin Beifan waved his hand, and the soldiers came over with carts of dirt.
"Although this pothole has mysterious power to prevent others from coming up! However, as long as the pothole is filled up, no matter how huge and mysterious the power is, it will not be effective. You said
Yes or no?"
Song Yufei's eyes lit up: "Your Majesty is wise!"
Lin Beifan waved again and asked the soldiers to pour the mud into the pit.
The people below the pothole stepped on the soil while avoiding the mud falling from the sky, and slowly came up.
In about half a day, the pothole was almost filled up, and the people below rushed up to 010.
"Haha! The old man is finally out of trouble!"
"I almost thought I would never get out for the rest of my life!"
"God bless me too!"
After everyone was excited, they said to Lin Beifan in unison: "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your help!"
Lin Beifan waved his hand: "Heroes and heroes, you are welcome!"
"Anyway, the reason why this old man was able to get out of this predicament is inseparable from your help, Your Majesty! This old man owes you a favor, so feel free to speak up if you need it! As long as it doesn't violate the morals of the world
, I will help with anything!" Tengu God Catcher said boldly.
"The old man is too! The old man is best at tracking down criminals. If you need it in the future, just tell me and I will help you for free." Crossing the River Dragon is also very proud.
"And I, the old man also owes you a favor!"
Lin Beifan smiled very brightly.
I just like you idiots who are sold and count the money for others!
Lin Beifan said loudly: "Heroes and heroes, I have ordered people to prepare hot water and banquets for you to cleanse yourself!"
Everyone's eyes lit up: "Hot water and banquet?"
For those of them who have just escaped from trouble, what they need most is hot water and banquets.
Hot water can wash away the dust and bad luck on the body.
Banquet, can make people have a full meal.
No one can resist this temptation.
"Then thank you, Your Majesty!"
"Heroes are welcome, please come with me!"
An hour later, everyone took a comfortable hot bath, and then came to the banquet specially set by Lin Beifan refreshed, enjoying delicious food and wine.
During the banquet, everyone exchanged cups, which was very lively.
Lin Beifan took the opportunity to win over the masters.
Among them, God Catcher Tengu was impressed by Lin Beifan's spirit and was willing to join Daxia and play for Lin Beifan.
In this way, Lin Beifan's innate master finally reached the 20th place.
Lin Beifan is very happy, this deal is worth it!
Not only did the major masters owe him a favor, but he also gained a natural master, which made their Great Xia's strength even stronger.
On the second day, everyone bid farewell one after another, and went to the business of busy customers.
The three idiotic old monks stayed and visited Lin Beifan.
"Amitabha, thank you Your Majesty for saving your life. The poor monk remembers his gratitude and will report it in the future!"
Lin Beifan shook his head slightly: "You're welcome, I have a certain responsibility for your disappearance in Daxia! Moreover, you Buddhists have already paid the price of a favor, so the relationship between you and me
Between, do not owe each other!"
"One yard is one yard, one thing is one thing!" The three idiotic old monks clasped their hands together and said: "Buddhism owes favors, poor monks owe lives, the two are different!"
"Well, since you are determined to do so, this is a good thing for me, and I will naturally not refuse!" Lin Beifan smiled and said, "Master, is there anything else you want to do here?"
"Your Majesty, the poor monk is here, and there is one more important matter to discuss!"
"What's the matter?" Lin Beifan asked.
"Amitabha!" The old monk said with a sad face: "The poor monk has come all the way and found that all living beings are suffering, so the poor monk wants to spread Buddhism here and save all sentient beings! Please, Your Majesty
Grace and support!"