nyslfriends Chapter 285 It's All Here, Let's Spit And Leave
Chapter 285 It's All Here, Let's Spit And Leave
"Damn it, you still dare to chase after me."
"If you come up to seek death yourself, don't blame uncle for being rude."
"But Boss Wei said, you don't need to be killed, and you will be rewarded with five billion if you are eunuched."
After kicking hard, Tang Yu took out a pair of scissors with a grin.
As a villain, it is normal to carry some of these things with you.
Stepping on Ye Qiu, Tang Yu held the scissors and pretended to strike.
"Help."
See that pair of scissors.
After reacting, Ye Qiu turned pale with fright and immediately shouted loudly.
As soon as he finished shouting, sirens sounded from the street ahead.
Just when the two were fighting.
Passers-by who couldn't stand it took their mobile phones to call the police.
Seeing the police car coming, Tang Yu turned around and ran away without saying a word.
Before running, he did not forget to spit on Ye Qiu.
Tell you to find a killer to go to Lao Tzu's house to do things.
After seeing Tang Yu run away.
Ye Qiu breathed a sigh of relief, and his eyes became extremely resentful.
Although let him run this time.
But next time he dares to show up again! I will definitely catch him!
Because the scent I left on him won't fade away for a month!
"In the future, I will starve to death and die outside, and I will not eat a bite outside!"
Thinking of being tricked by food again today.
Ye Qiu secretly hated in his heart.
The roaring police car stopped behind the roadside.
Two police officers Uncle just got out of the car.
I saw yellow dots everywhere on the street and the stench blowing towards my face.
They all retched and almost didn't spit it out.
Having been in this business for twenty years, where have they seen such a big scene?
"Damn it, is the dung truck blown up?"
One of the older police officers, Uncle, pinched his nose and shouted.
They received a call to the police.
It was said that there was a fight in the street, and some man was beaten out of shit.
They couldn't believe it when they heard it.
After seeing this scene now, they couldn't believe it even more.
"Dude, are you okay?"
Another policeman, holding his breath, rushed over and tried to lift Ye Qiu up from the ground.
"Help me to the toilet, I'm about to pull again."
Ye Qiu's lips trembled slightly, and he made a few puffs as soon as he finished speaking.
Two police officers, Uncle, hurriedly dragged Ye Qiu to the nearby public toilet with a dark face.
Waited almost half an hour.
Ye Qiu just came out of the public toilet, and his legs were as soft as noodles.
Seeing his pale and sad face, he didn't even have any clothes on, and there were a lot of stains on his body.
Uncle, two police officers, had to call an ambulance to take him to hospital for treatment.
After Ye Qiu was sent to the hospital, he realized that the ambulances were busy coming and going.
It was all the unlucky bastards who were recruited together with him in the bathhouse.
Each of these people was covered with Xiang.
It scares the patients and nurses in the hospital.
After receiving the news, some media people rushed over like dogs smelling shit.
Saw Ye Qiu being carried on a stretcher.
One of the young reporters ran over to interview.
"Hello, sir. I'm Xiao Xiao, a reporter from Yanjing TV. May I ask what happened to you? Why are you covered in Xiang?"
As he spoke, the photographer behind him turned his camera on Ye Qiu.
"Grass mud horse, you will know if you take a bite."
An exasperated Ye Qiu reached out and touched the remaining Xiang on his head, and wiped it on the reporter's face with his backhand.
After wiping, he still didn't forget to stuff two fingers into the reporter's mouth.
Let him taste it too.
"what!!!"
The reporter screamed and vomited on the spot.
As a result, no reporter dared to interview Ye Qiu anymore.
But that doesn't stop Ye Qiu from being famous.
Because the video of him fighting Tang Yu on the street was posted online by a passerby.
In just half an hour, the cumulative video hit rate exceeded 10 million.
There are more than 100,000 comments below.
"Old Ba, is that you? After retiring, he became a master of martial arts."
"Fart, this is Yanjing Ruanfan King."
"Fuck, this guy is a shotgun, he can spray so well."
"Oh my god, it's so miserable, a passerby was sprayed in the mouth."
"Fucking shit, I'm that passer-by. Where does this bastard live? I want him to eat me."
Accompanied by the popularity of the video.
This tasteful video quickly rushed to the top of the rankings.
Lu Junzhuo is staying in the hotel room drinking coffee and taking a break.
Since he pulled out all the chess pieces he knew in Yanjing.
His daily life is to find a way to investigate other chess pieces.
But the Dragon Soul Organization doesn't eat shit after all.
They quickly adjusted the pattern to hide and protect the remaining chess pieces.
They even sent a few Heavenly Realm masters to ambush Lu Junzhuo.
Lu Junzhuo, who almost suffered a big loss, chose to learn from Tang Shao, to be more stable and not to be too radical.
It's a big deal, just start with Ye Qiu.
"Huh? Splatoon?"
After seeing the push of this video, Lu Junzhuo casually clicked on it and sprayed the coffee out of his mouth.
He paused the video with his eyes wide open, and after staring for a while, he quickly recognized Ye Qiu.
I saw this guy spraying while fighting.
Lu Junzhuo almost laughed out loud on the spot.
"Zhuo, Young Master Tang must have done this."
Lu Junzhuo covered his stomach and laughed loudly.
Except Tang Shao, he couldn't think of anyone who could do such a thing.
After laughing for a full ten minutes, Lu Junzhuo hurriedly downloaded the video for collection.
Take it out and have a look when you are in a bad mood.
I feel better naturally.
Then he suddenly remembered a question.
"With Tang Shao's disguise technique, there should be no reason for Ye Qiu to discover it. There must be a problem."
After thinking about it, he quickly called Tang Yu.
After the call was connected, he quickly asked, "Young Master Tang, where are you?"
"Run away, I was chased and beaten for a long time by Ye Qiu just now, and almost sprayed Xiang on me."
Tang Yu complained on the other end of the phone.
At this moment, he had already run two kilometers in one breath, and found a hidden place to change his clothes.
"I knew it was you who fought with him. Are you far away from me now? It's not too far away, so why don't you come here? There's something I want to confirm with you. "
Lu Junzhuo laughed loudly.
"It's not far, just take a taxi."
After Tang Yu hung up the phone, Lu Junzhuo waited for half an hour when there was a knock on the door.
He hurriedly ran to open the door, and saw Tang Yu standing at the door and said respectfully.
"Young Master Tang, you have worked hard today."
"It's okay to work hard, but it's a bit disgusting, and you should be careful, Ye Qiu is already in the middle stage of the Tianzi realm."
Tang Yu reminded with a smile.
"So fast?"
Lu Junzhuo's eyes widened.
After entering the Tianzi Realm, he knew very well how difficult it is to raise a small realm.
"Yeah, after all, he is the grandson of Lao Niqian."
Tang Yu chuckled, ran to wash his hands, and then unscrewed a bottle of mineral water to drink.
After being chased and beaten by Ye Qiu for a long time, I was really a little tired.
More importantly, it's disgusting.
He was afraid that in the middle of the fight, Ye Qiu would suddenly turn around and point his butt at him because of his dream.
That attack came down.
How can I resist it?
There is an old saying that goes well, Lu Bu is alive with the mop stained with shit.