nyslfriends Chapter 24, Fence
Chapter 24, Fence
The students tried a series of available methods such as helping to lift the railing and trying to roughly push Xu Xingli over, but Xu Xingli was stuck tightly and did not move at all.
After the students laughed, they knew they were anxious: "Why don't you tell the teacher?"
"Wait, I'll think of a way." Xu Xingli vowed to defend his dignity to the death, otherwise today's parent meeting will end, and she will be spread among the circle of friends of the school's classmates and parents——
[I went to the parent-teacher meeting today, and their first grader got stuck in the railing and couldn't get out, laughing to death. [Jiugongge all-round photo.jpg]]
This can't be allowed to happen, she must resolve this matter in advance before the teachers and parents come to take pictures.
Xu Xingli asked the system: "To buy items, as long as they don't see the process of the item appearing, it's fine, right?"
System: "There must be a reasonable explanation."
Xu Xingli understood, and said to the students: "Maybe the magic prop is stuck, can everyone recite it and don't look at me? My rummaging may be a little unsightly."
The students in class 15 understood, carried her back and surrounded her with a human wall.
Xu Xingli immediately went to the system to buy a strong chest belt, which appeared directly on the underwear. The breasts were indeed shrunk by a size. She thought she would be able to get out of the predicament smoothly, but in the end she still remained motionless, and she was almost suffocated. .
Xu Xingli cursed secretly: The system is a black shop.
The system said it was wronged, can the system be blamed for being too good?
Xu Xingli had no choice but to buy normal underwear and remove the chest belt. After this operation, the seams became tighter and tighter, which deeply demonstrated what it means to die if you don't die.
Xu Xingli cursed and bought another small chainsaw that could be pulled out of her pocket, and was going to cut off the railing that stuck to her without stopping.
Xu Xingli called for help, Tian Ke turned around and saw that she had hardly changed, wondering: "Did you take out your magic props?"
Xu Xingli looked hopeless: "It's too stuck, I can't take it out. But I found a small chainsaw from my pocket."
Wei Xian was a little shocked: "Did you saw it directly?"
Xu Xingli: "We can weld it back later."
classmates:"?"
Wei Xian looked at Xu Xingli with complicated eyes: "You still carry these things with you?"
Xu Xingli: "No, there is only a chainsaw for self-defense. Can I borrow electric welding equipment?"
The male compatriots instantly understood the function of this chainsaw, and they all felt a little cold in their crotch//down.
With the concerted efforts of the students, they finally cut through the iron fence and rescued Xu Xingli from it.
But unfortunately, there was too much noise when sawing the fence, which attracted the crowds of students from the two schools.
The students in the No. [-] Middle School joked: "What? You don't like the main entrance to go too far, so you want to open a small gate between the two schools?"
Xu Xingli: "..."
Disgraceful and lost.
A group of students obviously couldn't do professional work such as welding, and could only pay for help—anyway, the embarrassment had already been thrown out, and they didn't care about it.
Someone in the Rocket Class of No. 15 Middle School recognized the students in Class [-] and joked: "Aren't you a parent association? You are afraid of being beaten because you are too poor in the exam, so you want to come to our place to take refuge?"
"Did you do poorly in the exam? Telling it out will scare you to death!" Before Tian Ke could finish speaking, Xu Xingli covered his mouth.
Xu Xingli looked sad: Shut up, don't let them know that I am Xu Xingli.
"Has Xu Xingli come out? I borrowed a chainsaw!" Luo Jiamao came late with a big chainsaw, and his voice was so loud that it could be heard thousands of meters away.
Xu Xingli's heart was ashamed, he was really afraid of something, none of these pig teammates could be relied on!
"Come out?"
Luo Jiamao looked her up and down, and he was relieved to make sure that she was not injured.
Everyone looked at Xu Xingli, and after a few seconds of surprise, their emotions became complicated: "Your first-year hobby is quite unique, isn't it?"
For the top students in the No. 15 Middle School, losing to the next door is not shameful; the first grade in the next door is the student of Class [-], it is not shameful, there are gods everywhere, it is normal.
But they just laughed at a fool in class 15 who was stuck on the fence and couldn't move. After laughing for a long time, they suddenly found out that this fool was the number one in the monthly exam, and his culture score was higher than everyone present.
Stupid?
They all thought that No. 1 in the joint examination between the two schools should be a mysterious figure, either as clean as a sweeping monk, or a sick and weak girl wearing round glasses and full of books, but they never thought that this is a funny character. Force!
Xu Xingli broke his can and began to fool people: "Actually, I was stuck here to prepare a light and shadow magic for you. From the angle I just saw, I can see a magical scene."
The people in No. [-] Middle School obviously don't believe it, but let's push it down, and brag?Don't you just want to drill a hole and get stuck for fear of embarrassment, as for making up nonsense to deceive people?
Everyone in the High School Affiliated to Luo University has seen or heard of Xu Xingli's magic tricks, and they are skeptical: "Really?"
Stuck there and unable to move, can you still prepare magic tricks?
But maybe when everyone recited it, what did she do quietly?
Xu Xingli patted Wei Xian: "You can try it before the railing is welded."
Wei Xian followed what she said, and stood over: "There's nothing..."
Xu Xingli pressed his shoulder and squeezed his arm at the same time: "Lower."
Wei Xian understood in seconds. After he lowered himself down, he searched for an angle for a while, and acted exaggeratedly: "It really is! It's so beautiful!"
Tian Ke grew up with him. Judging from his reaction, he knew that the two of them were partnering to deceive people, but he also joined in: "I'll come and see—wow! It's amazing."
The students in No. [-] Middle School are skeptical, is it really so evil?
Luo Jiamao put the chainsaw aside and said, "Let me take a look."
Xu Xingli wasn't sure if he would cooperate, so he opened his eyes wide and looked expectant: "Okay...but don't take malicious revenge just because I tear things down in front of your parents."
As her deskmate, Luo Jiamao has mastered Xu Xingli's language logic, and the translation is - I am lying, if you tear things down, I will maliciously retaliate.
Even if he thought about it a little more, even if he acted like he didn't see anything, Xu Xingli would label him as malicious revenge, and then trick other people into trying.
Luo Jiamao acted quite naturally according to her instructions: "It's pretty good."
Even Luo Jiamao said so, and others believed it, and some people proposed to try it.
Seeing the welder coming, Xu Xingli hurriedly gave way and said, "Let uncle finish his work first, anyway, you are skinny, so you can easily sneak in to see."
After the welding was finished, Xu Xingli gave the money and thanked him, then pretended to look at the time and said, "The parent meeting is almost over, should we go back to class?"
Some students were reluctant to part: "But I want to see how beautiful it is..."
Xu Xingli blinked frantically: "I can watch it in the future, this place is the most beautiful when the sun goes down."
More than half of the students in Class 15 understood that there was nothing, and they were fooling people from No. [-] Middle School.
Everyone showed regret: "Okay, I'll come back at night."
"I'll let my mother come to see it later. The number one in our class can do magic tricks. It's amazing."
"Can this be considered a special product of our class? Special feature? Special..."
After walking away, everyone burst into laughter.
"Do you think they will really try?"
"Don't look back, turning back now will definitely scare them away."
"Fatty Luo's figure is definitely not good."
"He should have self-knowledge and won't try it—others can't get stuck, at most, he will find out that he has been deceived after drilling,"
"I didn't expect to be able to play with someone in No. [-] middle school at a time. Xing Li is amazing."
"Xing Li is afraid of embarrassing himself, and wants to drag more people into the water?"
Xu Xingli 囧: "No one took pictures, right? I will isolate you for three days if you post the pictures."
"Are you isolating us all by yourself?"
Xu Xingli: "Yes, I can let the teachers focus on taking care of you, are you afraid?"
classmates:"……"
What kind of skill is it to sue the teacher if you say you can't win!
"I'm afraid." The students laughed and went back to the classroom, no one mentioned the iron fence.
When the students in Class 15 were completely gone, the students in No. [-] Middle School were eager to move, and they looked at the angle of Xu Xingli just now to find the magical "light and shadow magic" when they saw that there was no one else around.
In fact, he didn't see anything, but he felt that he was so stupid that he actually believed the words of the bad boy in the middle school, and wanted to drag others into the water: "I saw it! It's really amazing!"
"Really? Don't fool me."
"Why lie to you, if you don't believe me, try it yourself."
"I don't."
"Like it or not, pull it down."
Raiding doesn't do much for them, but playing hard to get is quite useful.
With the mentality of "Luo Jiamao has no reason to lie, right?", everyone tried to find the light and shadow magic that Xu Xingli said one by one through the fence, but if they searched seriously, they would realize that they were liars!They are all liars!
But I can't be the only one being deceived, everyone looks like a film king-"I saw it!"
After a series of emperor's new clothes, a second unlucky guy finally appeared, who was also stuck in the fence and couldn't get out-how could he, a man, be stuck here? !
The students in Class 15 picked up their parents, and when they were about to take their parents home, they saw the unlucky one stuck in the fence.
Tian Ke gloated: "You guys have unique hobbies?"
The unlucky one in No. [-] Middle School was so angry that his face turned red and his neck was thick: "Liar! They are all liars! Xu Xingli is a big liar!"
The Xu family who were far away had just met, and Sun Yun wondered, "Why did I seem to hear Xingli's name?"
Xu Xingli looked around and found no acquaintances: "Really? You heard it wrong."
"That's right." Luo Jiamao suddenly appeared behind her.
When Xu Xingli saw Luo Jiamao and his parents, he clenched his right hand into a fist and lightly beat the palm of his left hand. As if he had business, he pushed Shi Chengyan out: "Have you figured it out? If the first grader in the second year of high school has no plans to change families , I can sell Shi Chengyan to you, the number one in the third year of high school is guaranteed."
Shi Chengyan: "?"
Luo Jiamao: "?"
The two were forced to look at each other, looking disgusted at each other, and turned their heads at the same time.
Sun Yun was puzzled, and asked her husband in a low voice, "What's going on?"
It's a long story, Xu Zhiyuan didn't know where to start, and said, "I'll explain it to you later, let Xingli play it, she's very irritating."
Sun Yun: "?"
In just one day, what made you change your view of Xingli?You said yesterday that she is cute, cute and not good at words.
Shi Chengyan didn't know anything about their relationship, but he didn't dismantle Xu Xingli in public, but asked Luo Jiamao's parents: "May I ask what you can do with my sister?"
Luo's mother: "Misunderstood, we have no malicious intentions, just want to meet your mother and ask for some experience in raising children."
Xu Xingli said: "Here I suggest having a second child as soon as possible."
Shi Chengyan was afraid that she would offend others, so he stood in front of her calmly and introduced Sun Yun to Luo Jiamao's parents.
Several adults greeted each other.
Luo Jiamao looked at Xu Xingli in confusion, and asked, "Are you serious?"
He is almost an adult, and at this time a younger brother or younger sister appears, who can accept it?
Xu Xingli: "Seriously, your parents' expectations of you are obviously contrary to your expectations of yourself. It would be beneficial for you to have a second child."
Luo Jiamao: "What's the benefit?"
Xu Xingli: "You can die in peace."
Luo Jiamao: "?"
Shi Chengyan couldn't hold back his laughter, he knew that his sister had nothing good to say.
Xu Xingli patted him: "Don't laugh, I'm serious. Luo Jiamao looks like an outlaw lunatic at first glance, Brother Society, the future will definitely be a life of licking blood with the tip of a knife. Uncles and aunts must not accept that the only child grows up on the verge of death. Peng spreads its wings, so it is good for them to have a second child."
Although Xu Xingli's words were outrageous, Luo Jiamao was actually thinking about the truth of her words - he really liked extreme sports, and these sports were indeed dangerous, his parents did not support him in participating in extreme sports, they had disagreements and often quarreled.
From this point of view, if parents have a second child, maybe it can really solve the problem?
Although he never told Xu Xingli that he likes extreme sports, he can actually see the essence through the phenomenon. This person is so amazing!
Luo Jiamao's mentality was as if the dawn was approaching, the sky was dawning, and he saw hope in the chaos. He said to Xu Xingli excitedly: "You are my life mentor!"
Xu Xingli had a question mark face: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm a law-abiding citizen, if you get into trouble one day, don't try to blame me!"
The author says:
The update time will be fixed at [-]:[-] p.m., try to make a longer one tomorrow